Tweet
(stogie bear @ Jun. 14 2006,13:26)
There is nothing about me that the feminists would find attractive! I'm a real man and I get my hair cut at the barbers not some fancy fucking salon. Anything 'fat free' or organic is for poofs and women are genetically designed to suck my dick.
The feminazis would not like u objectifying women Mr Stogie Bear!
As always, you tell it like it is, straight from the shoulder. None of this "I didn't get where I'm not by being polite or PC" attitude.
Any-road-up, enough back slapping and arse-licking, onto the main point of this thread.
It would seem that I too am a top to bottom man (no pun intended). I've added some of my extra likes to the original six in your list.
I - Face - must be femine looking with out too much make up , small neat nose, large eyes, full soft lips, white straight teeth.
2 - Hair - must be clean, long (or short) and attractively styled to suit the facial structure.
3 - Breasts - must be firm and full with large, dark areolas and large, responsive nipples
4 - Tummy - must be firm and flat, nicely toned, not too muscular
5 - Cock - of a medium size in keeping with her build she must be capable of a full erection and able to unload lots of thick, spurting cum
6 - Hips & Arse - must be slim, neat and tight
7 - Legs - must be long and slim but not too muscular
8 - Hands & Feet - must be small and well formed with well manicured finger and toe nails
9 - Age - must be young, late teens to early twenties
10 - Smell & taste - must smell and taste clean and exotic and/or erotic
Overall body type, good symetrical proportions with light skin or very light tan, slim and petite, Chinese features a' la Vicky (see Nov. 05). Should dress in non-tarty yet comfortable clothes. She should be intelligent with good English and with a softly spoken, femine voice. With a good sense of humour, she likes to laugh, likes films, music and books and likes to dance, swim and dive.
These are some of my ideals, not that I would realistically expect to see very many of them in just one ladyboy? I've been obliged to reach this conclusion from looking at the many pictures and videos and then reading the descriptive trip reports that I've seen posted on the Forum. I get the distinct impression, maybe incorrectly, that the Thai ladyboys are less than enthusiastic amateurs, who are there for a while, whilst young, and then are gone? Perhaps a bit like gaudy butterfies?
Then comes the ultimate reality check, if there were a ladyboy who possessed all of these characterisics, why on earth would she want to be with me and not you? Disregarding the money side. Why would she, when she could have whomsoever she wanted? So it's all pretty academic, isn't it?
Spedius
your not asking a lot are you Spedius 
So far nobody has my order....but Ozzie came close 
Comment