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It has to be apartment 1-I, with a cute monster as the mascot.
Or Apartment 2 U, on the second floor.
"Where should I meet you later, Hansum man?"
"Go up 2-U"
If you're into S&M, it should be apartment 4-C
If you like rimming, apartment 8-S
If you only like the biggest dicked adorable elf in LOS, it JUST HAS to be apartment 9-C.
If you like the tiniest little spinners in LOS, apartment 10-C.
If you are dedicated to those borderline underage girls, apartment 14-E.
If you only rim underage butt, apartment 18-S.
If you are a stammering barely articulate German who refuses to do girls under 20, apartment 19-I.
IF you enjoy getting spit-roasted by a pair of hung ladyboys, apartment 2-N.
If you like to cross golden streams in the shower, apartment 2-P.
If you like to receive golden showers in the mouth, apartment 8-P.
If you are a German who hates scat fetish, apartment 9-P.
If you are the remaining son from the bloodline of desecrated Egyptions and you want to get revenge on the British financiers who destroyed your town in order to build a resort, apartment 8-R.
(If anyone actually gets this, let me know)
If you love your ladyboys while listening to Pavarotti, apartment 10-R.
If you like mamasans only, apartment 4-T.
If you like em REALLY old, apartment 8-T.
If you escaped to LOS after several failed marriages, apartment 3-X.
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