Spooning and other terms

[Guest]

I heard the term 'spooning' mentioned. Are there othere terms and practices on the LB scene the un inittiated should be aware of? Are there websites which gives details and descriptions. It took me some time to work out what tops and botttoms meant.

[Road Runner]

Hello Hoddeson99,

I borrowed the following text from Wikipedia  (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spooning)

"In the sexual spoons position, the man lies on his side, with his knees bent while the woman lies on her side, with her back pressed against his front, her legs slightly parted, her hips tilted to one side, and her knees bent."

The entry continues with a description of sex in this position.  However many people like to just lie together that way without the sex.


RR.

[PigDogg]

Think of two spoons stacked together.

[Guest]

I require some help relating to LB's.

I do not know what to do with my penis. Some times it just gets stiff and I don't know what to do. If I rub on it, it will eventually cry.

When I see hot women, I get really horny and want to do things to them, but I have absolutely no instinctual knowledge about what to do if the opportunity arises.

I don't understand how the total world population of all times can be in the trillions if all guys are like me and can't figure out any instinct of what to do when they have that funny feeling for the person of their sexual object.

[dummy_plug]

Of course the man (i.e. you) doesn't always have to be the "spooner" (i.e. the one doing the spooning), you could of course be the "spoonee" (i.e. the one getting spooned) and have your LB companion doing the spooning. Either way, I'm sure you'll enjoy it.

[69billy]

OK...
We all know 69....and Rimming
What about "71" or "68"

[Guest]

a mate told me a great one the other day:

Strawberry Cheesecake- cum on their face then punch them in the nose.

[donnnnnny]

181=metric equvilant of 69

[Prof Frink]

(69billy @ Apr. 29 2006,15:40) OK...
We all know 69....and Rimming
What about "71" or "68"

from an old joke

71 is for exobisionists its a 69 with two people watching

a 68 is you get a blow job and you owe the girl a muff dive !!!!

[Guest]

(donnnnnny @ Apr. 29 2006,04:14) 181=metric equvilant of 69

This looks like a threesome sandwich.



Ronin

[69billy]

69+2fingers up your ass=71...
68-You give me a BJ and I owe you 1

[stogie bear]

(rayton @ Apr. 29 2006,18:05) Strawberry Cheesecake- cum on their face then punch them in the nose.

That's the funniest 'laugh out loud' post I have read for ages! Thanks!

[dummy_plug]

(69billy @ Apr. 30 2006,00:51) 69+2fingers up your ass=71...
68-You give me a BJ and I owe you 1

I'm a big fan of the 68. Never the 71.

[Guest]

dirty sanchez- when you fuck or finger a girls ass then wipe it on their top lip to give a mustache

rusty trombone- when a girl licks your ass and gives you a reach around handjob

gorrila mask- when you shave a girls' pubes, then cum on her face, then sprinkle pubes on her face

walrus punch -when a slut is suckin yo dick, and starts to swallow your load, you karate chop her throat and the jizz comes out of her nose like walrus tusks

teabag -To dunk ones scrotum into the open mouth of another person



these and many more can be found here....
http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...rusty+trombone

[Guest]

(donnnnnny @ Apr. 29 2006,22:14) 181=metric equvilant of  69

181 what?