Morons at big dog

[Guest]

Sitting at Big Dog for my 1000th time, and I see over and over and over again, morons doing:

-Getting sucked in by little 5 yr old girls selling roses, giving
them money, not taking the rose (these 5 yr olds are pros)

-Staring at LBs, drooling, but too scared to try

-Young guys so pissed they can't see, usually Ozzies

-Arabs walking in shy, trying not to be noticed, walking out
with LBs who have huge cocks (penalty in most Arab countries is death)

-Old farts (I saw 70 yr old, with 1 bad leg tonite) with 17 yr olds on each arm

-Ugly old western women coming in to take a look at the
scene and be "cool" doing it

It seems it never ends. Year after year, day after day, these morons doing this over and over and over again. Like what fucking idiots are these guys?

Then, suddenly, I realized, that was me for about my first 2 years here, and not too long from now I'll be an old fart with two 17 yr olds, trying to be "cool" doing it, probably drunk. I'll likely buy a rose on the way out, with my Arab friend and his LB girlfriend. Maybe with an ugly western woman friend in town for a visit.

God I want to shoot myself. Is this where we're headed (or are)?

[Guest]

Ziggy their was a post looking for a 1 legged LB Maybe you discovered her

incher

[Guest]

Ziggy,

Something I saw/heard on tv last night: "to thine own self be true...", "We few, we happy few, we band of brothers..." -Quotes from Hamlet.

Never thought that I would quote the Bard to celebrate my lifestyle. I think we are fortunate that we KNOW what/who we want - Ladyboy(s) Many are still living in ignorance and denial, because they are doing what society wants them to do.

I wish I had realized my desires sooner, but no use looking back, let's party!! I will be an old fart- older than 70, I hope; but I will stay in shape. I will continue staring and drooling over LBs, because when I stopped I will be dead. I won't be too drunk, because I want to enjoy every moment.

Don't shoot yourself, Ziggy. Pinch yourself instead, just to remind yourself how good life is and will be.

All the best to you, Ziggy.

(By the way, do you really have Arab friends? How are they as friends? I keep hearing negative things about them in LOS, but I like to reserve my judgement)

Live it up!!

Ronin

[post-op lover]

Arabs make good friends, esp. those whom we meet in the west. Most don't have problems with westerners anyway, I think - just our governments.

Anyway, Zigster, the advice "to thine own self be true" is great, as is "live and let live" - if you can ignore the "morons", and get on with LB hunting, then you're doing what you want, and ignore the distractions of the rest.

Cheers,

POL

[PigDogg]

Something I saw/heard  on tv last night:  "to thine own self be true...", "We few, we happy few, we band of brothers..."  -Quotes from Hamlet.  

And the Muslims are saying something is rotten in Denmark.

[gunslinger]

You missed out one..
*Ageing farang, incapable of getting a date in their own countries chasing Issan farmboys in skirts round go-go bars and shopping centres"

When did we all get so smug.

[kahuna]

hello all.



I'm a new guy...just joined today (actually rejoining from several years past) it was certainly difficult to pull myself away from those videos and pics to come to the forum, howwever I'll make you guys an offer...you all teach me about these glorious ladyboy creatures and I'll help you all with the Bard....

The first quote is from Hamlet (Polonius speech to his son Laertes - Act 1, Scene 3)....the second quote is from Henry V,
(King Henry's famous St. Crispin's Day Speech) - Act 4, Scene 3)

Moreover, while I'm not quite 70...I find that a 70 year old with a bad leg and a 17 year old sweetie on each arm sure beats the hell out of using a walker....

I'm looking forward to my first visit to Fair Thailand where we lay our scene...and to get two llovely ladyboys to hold me up when I'm walking arround...and I will GREATLY appreciate all the help and advise the well seasoned posters on this forum are willing to provide...

And, I promise if y'all ever have questions about Shakespeare, or Tennyson, or others that you won't hesitate to ask my opinion....but I hope the need never arises....

This is all (mostly all) tongue in cheek guys...but I do look forward to getting to know everyone and gaining you sage advise...

(I could also use some help with navigation through this forum and how to post those pics of the ladys on these postings...I believe you folks call them avatars...i"m not very computer literate either)...............

[stogie bear]

Welcome kahuna... You have given me an idea for a new forum where new posters can introduce themselves...

[kahuna]

Thank you Stogie........

Kahuna

[Guest]

Moreover, while I'm not quite 70...I find that a 70 year old with a bad leg and a 17 year old sweetie on each arm sure beats the hell out of using a walker....

I am with you brother on this one !!!! Well said Kahuna

[Looker]

I'm looking forward to my first visit to Fair Thailand where we lay our scene...and to get two llovely ladyboys to hold me up when I'm walking arround...and I will GREATLY appreciate all the help and advise the well seasoned posters on this forum are willing to provide...

..and I just hope we will not have to talk to eachother as they do in the movies out of Jane Austin's novels

[Stewart]

*Ageing farang, incapable of getting a date in their own countries chasing Issan farmboys in skirts round go-go bars and shopping centres"

Hey, that's me!!!

...Apart from the shopping mall bit.....or maybe you meant 7-Up, in which case spot on!

PS - You forgot to finish the sentence.......you should add "...with a big smile on face"

Stewart.....not about to shoot himself!

[BAM]

I saw 70 yr old, with 1 bad leg tonite) with 17 yr olds on each arm

That will be me when I turn 70!

[kahuna]

don't worry looker...guarantee everything I write well be filled lots of grimatial, $lips of pen and typogorphic erroors...

[kahuna]

And I actually don't know shit about shakespeare...those are just 2 famous citations that I happened to know...