Ladyboy products

[Guest]

I'm in a posting mood, and something POL said, triggered a fun idea.

What are some LB products that should be created?

My top contributions:

1. A phone that stops working at 2AM, or, stops working in
your hotel room so she doesn't take phone calls at 4AM
or in the middle of the deed.

2. Hotel mini-bars that don't work for LBs.

3. A shower that doesn't stop until you've scrubbed down
the groin area.

4. A portable lie detector that you put in your pocket and
can detect LB lies in real-time, and either notify you by
a buzz or gives her an electric shock.

5. A scanner that detects dick size through clothing.

[stogie bear]

Oh my God... You and I are on the same wavelength Ziggy. I just answered your other post!

I'll try to think of some more...

[Guest]

Just in time for Christmas!!!

[Guest]

ha, very good! No need for a lie detector test, though. Lie detection is binary, i.e., are they telling lies, yes or no? We all know the answer to that one 99.99% of the time! A lie 'translator' would be much more useful...

until then, there was a great post a while back. the topic was, what LBs say and what they really mean. accurate enough for me

[dummy_plug]

I'm headed to the patent office come Monday... :0

[BAM]

1. A phone that stops working at 2AM, or, stops working in
   your hotel room so she doesn't take phone calls at 4AM
   or in the middle of the deed.

This will 'fix' there phone at what ever time you like  

http://www.globalgadgetuk.com/Personal.htm



You will need the one for GSM networks 900 & 1800

[post-op lover]

Hey, we're getting there!

As for the lie detector - probably not needed, right? If you believe something they're saying, then just enjoy the fantasy, right? (Isn't everyone a hansum man?)

Here's what I'd like:
Are they a postie? Perhaps infrared vision would help? This might answer your dick size matter, too. This reminds me of some TV show years ago (Friend?) where some guy had a device to measure circumferences using "lasers". Very handy for measuring a woman's chest size. It became a very popular tool.

STD status? ("Darling, could you taste this icecube? It's very fancy." It turns purple if X, blue if Y, green if Z, etc.) Why? Why not?

A universal communicator, like in Star Trek. ("Let me explain this to you very carefully: I do not give a damn what the dance club "charges" you. I do not give a damn about your water buffalo." etc.)

Bam's right about the cell blocker. Could be handy. I think that would be pretty funny to have in some scenarios. ("Oops, look at all the puzzled LBs getting mad at their phones.")

What else? Ah, a device to make their watches work in slo-mo. ("Oh, really, we've only been here 10 minutes and have made love 3 times? Isn't that amazing?")

Then again, for some of you Cialis or Viagra seems to be just what Santa ordered.

[Guest]

I have a new one.

An electric shock if they show up late, that increases in pain the later they are.

[BAM]

Bam's right about the cell blocker.  Could be handy.  I think that would be pretty funny to have in some scenarios.  ("Oops, look at all the puzzled LBs getting mad at their phones.")

Yeah think about the reaction you'd get if you turned the jammer on in a bar. All the ladyboys calls get dropped all at the same time. That would be funny as fuck to see!

This device is iligal to use in most locations in the world... don't know about Thailand. I don't think they'd be too impressed with you using it in public so best to just stick with the hotel room.

[Guest]

Even better, a mobile "sniffer". The devices exist. You can listen in on calls. Can you imagine listening in on a call she'd doing in your washroom while you wait in bed? "I love you, I love you, I be there in 20 minutes ok, I am at my mum's house now and I have to take care of her", then comes back to you and says, "Is it ok I go in 20 minutes, my mum is sick and I really have to help her."

[PigDogg]

The two products that I'd be most interested in would be ones that veified age and std status. Number 3 would be a drug test.

It would also be interesting if a product existed that allowed you to read her mind though in most cases I suspect we'd be disapointed. But about 5% of the time it would lead to an extremely intense and intimate encounter.

[post-op lover]

This device is iligal to use in most locations in the world... don't know about Thailand. I don't think they'd be too impressed with you using it in public so best to just stick with the hotel room.

True, but who would recognize what it is? In addition, keeping it discreet in one's jacket might not be hard. Anyway, a local electrical engineering master's student should be able to cook up something similar for you, in whatever casing you might find better.

It would also be interesting if a product existed that allowed you to read her mind though in most cases I suspect we'd be disapointed.

Because there would be a complete blank, or what? Images of money and gems?

Even better, a mobile "sniffer". The devices exist. You can listen in on calls. Can you imagine listening in on a call she'd doing in your washroom while you wait in bed? "I love you, I love you, I be there in 20 minutes ok, I am at my mum's house now and I have to take care of her", then comes back to you and says, "Is it ok I go in 20 minutes, my mum is sick and I really have to help her."

Ahem, that's when you kill the call. Anyway, there's news that you can find out the last 100 (or 500?) calls made from a particular cell phone. It sounds like a fascinating service. Maybe it's only available in the US? I suppose it's illegal, but they do it anyway.

[Guest]

Well, here's my last "lie to my face experience". Pat, nice girl, comes to my home. I tell her there is a party. Let's go. She says ok. Part way there, she gets a phone call, and turns to me and says, "My mum called. Some problem. I have to go home now, ok, sorry!". I say ok. I go to the party. And who is at the party but Pat with my pal! I wasn't really annoyed that much, as I took May who was much nicer anyhow, but talk about stepping on your own foot.

[post-op lover]

Well, here's my last "lie to my face experience". Pat, nice girl, comes to my home. I tell her there is a party. Let's go. She says ok. Part way there, she gets a phone call, and turns to me and says, "My mum called. Some problem. I have to go home now, ok, sorry!". I say ok. I go to the party. And who is at the party but Pat with my pal! I wasn't really annoyed that much, as I took May who was much nicer anyhow, but talk about stepping on your own foot.

How about another idea for a LB gadget: a necklace with a big shiny image of $ or Yen or Baht? They may think it's attractive (or not), but it will always remind you of what their priorities are.

[Guest]

u can get portable lie detectors on ebay, there about the size of a cell phone, works off of vocal tones