Internet cafes

[PigDogg]

Internet cafes, thouigh of course hit or miss, are interesting places to meet lafyboys and Thaigirls. No drinks to buy and there's more of a feeling of conquest.

FWIW, on a str8 board, a guy was complaining that the internet cafe near the Residence Gardens in Pattaya has too many ladyboys.

[Mai-Kee]

So true!!! Internet cafes are a neverending source of fun - and of course a great place to meet somebody! You're sitting next to the gg's/lb's, writing to their farang friends the most unbelievable stories like: "Darling, I stop working in a bar already", or "I in a internet cafe home in Nakhon Phanom right now where the connection is very very bad - that's why I can write only short this time - but please don't forget to send check for my school/ sick parents/ sick buffalo/ broken motorbike/ funeral of my grandmother"; etc...... Then they stand up in all their pride, fleshing their new boobs, something skirt-like wound round their hips, a slight grin on their fully war painted face and stumble on 12cm heels out of the Patpong Internet Cafe back to work! Hahahaha......... I love that!!!
Best locations for this unbeatable comedy: Patpong Internet Cafe(s) at Patpong 2 or the few in the "Tunnel", between soi 5 and soi 7! (But make sure you're sitting first row - means at a PC with a good view on the one next to it! )

Enjoy,
MK

[69billy]

FWIW, on a str8 board, a guy was complaining that the internet cafe near the Residence Gardens in Pattaya has too many ladyboys.

You mean these is not a str8 board  

[Guest]

good ideas from all..... I have never really considered hanging out in one of these because I have a PC on the road and don't need the cafe's, but for the price of a coca-cola and the usage of a terminal for 1/2 hour you could probably see some hilarious shit.

I can set my clock by the times that my "ladyboy e-mails" start coming in from the models; it's always about 2AM-3AM Bangkok time, right after they left work and had no luck with the punters hangin' around Nana. That's when they sit down at their internet cafe computers and start answering mails from multiple boyfriends and saying "can you send me more people, JaiDee?"

I am doing my best, girls

[Guest]

JaiDee...your my hero!!!

Do you get a finders fee (or some free LB @ss) for being the middleman?

Enjoy reading you posts JaiDee.........

[Guest]

thanks, Crush, the check is in the mail!!

what I get is satisfaction, no real money or free action...... I get the satisfaction of making these girls popular and world-famous and the ones who realize that and are appreciative of it, that is good enough for me. Thai's have a hard time saying "thank you", it's just not part of their culture. So when I get letters from Lisa or Neung or Icey or whoever thanking me for sending them customers that feels good, it makes me feel like I am doing something nice for these girls, 99% of whom I like.

Got this letter from May while I was in Holland.......... check out the part about the new Natalie, who is probably my friend for life now and that's all good, she seems like a nice kid


To: Asian TS
Date: Sep 24, 2005 1:46 PM
Subject: Re: must come here

hmmm sound good i'm jealous. last night i went to narsisus club. have party there with alain
and i met justine there and her friends .. all the girl from casanova... i also saw natalie who on the front page stand next to me on your site ..i was spoke with her . she told me to tell you ..that she thank you so much for make she famuos now ..
allright bye for now.. have fun

MAY

[Tomcat]

Patpong Internet Cafe(s) at Patpong 2

Patpong Internet

The problem there is that the PCs in that place are never cleaned for Spyware or Virus. I put a floppy disc in and it was contaminated afterwards. It nearly wiped my friends travel business out. BEWARE

All the previous shit from the last chump is usually left running as well. last time i kept getting some sort of annoying pop up message from a dude called Bubba 1649.

Most of the PCs in there are old and ramshackle and are ready for the scrap heap.

[post-op lover]

Patpong Internet Cafe(s) at Patpong 2

Patpong Internet

The problem there is that the PCs in that place are never cleaned for Spyware or Virus. I put a floppy disc in and it was contaminated afterwards. It nearly wiped my friends travel business out. BEWARE

All the previous shit from the last chump is usually left running as well. last time i kept getting some sort of annoying pop up message from a dude called Bubba 1649.

Most of the PCs in there are old and ramshackle and are ready for the scrap heap.

Don't tell me you think that the sex is safe, too.

[Tomcat]

Don't tell me you think that the sex is safe

Nothing in this world is safe anymore. Anything thats remotely enjoyable is deemed to be dangerous. sex , drugs , gambling, food, breathing,travelling... need i go on...

It has been certified that the only thing that can be deemed "safe" on this planet is a type of breakfast cereal they eat in Sweden that resembles Bird Seed and tastes like Rabbit droppings. That stuff is safe!......no risk.....

Everything else on this planet carries a health risk.

[Mai-Kee]

Hahaha...what are you doing in an internet cafe, man?? That's not a work station - that's a fuckin' cabaret show! 10% of the time I check my hotmail account, 20% I check the ATS forum and 70% I'm watching the girls writing their emails and have the fun of my life!

MK

[Guest]

A few years ago I was sitting at a computer in the internet place on across from Nana at about 2:30am and in comes Rita, I had never seen her in person. We started talking a little then she looked at my computer and saw that I had Asian TS on and she almost fell over. She showed me herself on the site. Then I took her back to my motel.

[PigDogg]

A few years ago I was sitting at a computer in the internet place on across from Nana at about 2:30am and in comes Rita, I had never seen her in person. We started talking a little then she looked at my computer and saw that I had Asian TS on and she almost fell over. She showed me herself on the site.  Then I took her back to my motel.

[Guest]

It has been certified that the only thing that can be deemed "safe" on this planet is a type of breakfast cereal they eat in Sweden that resembles Bird Seed and tastes like Rabbit droppings. That stuff is safe!......no risk.....

Everything else on this planet carries a health risk.

Yeah but then you gotta watch out for the milk!

[liisawinkler]

haha you should watch irene conjure the guys on the yahoo chat room LOL

frankly speaking i think internet cafes are a good way to meet ladyboys but they come out there in droves so its a hit and miss kinda thing cause if one girl aint there they're all aint there haha