Funny ladyboy habits

[Guest]

So here are some well known LB habits:

-Obsessive touching of hair
-Constant fixing of make-up fixing in public
-Talking gossip endlessly (often about us)
-Staying up until 5AM, shopping / eating at 3-4AM

Here are a couple of new habits I've noticed after all
these girls coming to my house and we go for breakfast
or sometimes just coffee at Starbuck's:

-The like to watch cartoons on TV (really)
-Order chocolate cake and chocolate sundae for breakfast
-They seem to love dogs (I have 2)
-Take showers, and, unbelievably, wash everything but their
dick (can't tell you how many times this has happened)
-Throw used condoms on the floor (vs like the garbage?)
-Wake up at 5AM starving for food
-Never carry condoms, but never have sex without condoms
(figure that out?)

Less frequent, but I've had happen to me:

-Wake up at 3AM, 5AM, 7AM, and watch TV for 30 minutes
-Smoke in my bathroom pretending I don't know
-Tell me their phone is off, but go to the toilet 5 times from
1AM - 7AM, making phone calls in toilet
-Do not have even 40 Baht for the taxi (and they really don't)
-Tell me my dick is too big to fuck them, although they fuck
about 30-60 men / month (it isn't that big)
-Snore and fart like a man
-Girls who didn't clean their hole

All time worst / most wierd habits:

-Shit flowing out on my bed (Kif, what's wrong with you?)
-Girl passing out as I fucked her (Poope, Phuket, completely zonked on yaba)
-LBs saying hello to me, with my name, as I pass by a bar with
my hetero friends. This is happening way too often now.
-Mama phoning me up, for the twins, asking me if I want one
or both twins tonight?

[jellybean]

So here are some well known LB habits:

-Staying up until 5AM, shopping / eating at 3-4AM

I quite liked that one - it meant i didn't have to adjust my body clock....no jetlag  

[Guest]

Looks like you've spent time with Chompoo !!!!

[Guest]

The most identifying mark of a ladyboy in my opinion is the hair touching. you can see this from a mile away, whether in MBK, a disco, the train, on the street, etc..... they ALL do it and it's a dead give-away. It seems to be a verification of them being ladies and now that they have long hair they want to play with it all the time.

[Stewart]

Mama phoning me up, for the twins, asking me if I want one
or both twins tonight?

UPDATE

- mama phoming you up asking you if you want ONE of the twins because the other one is with Stewart in Singapore!

[Looker]

It sounds like you've been sleeping with the ladyboys from hell ..
Are they really like these?

[Guest]

Stewart - I'm telling the mama you are abusing her beautiful daughter who is engaged to me. You best not step foot in BKK again

All those experiences I've had, however, the majority are quite ok. For newbies, I suggest you do 3 critical things, strictly. First, try and shower with them, that way you know it's ALL clean. Second, tell them to turn their mobile off and watch them do it (I've had at least 30 girls who said they had, then put their mobile under their pillow, ON). Third, if they are staying over night, ask them if they can sleep until say 9AM? Most will tell you the truth. If they say, no, "Hungry", you know they will wake up at about 4-5AM, wrestless, and want to go out.

The mobile thing is my personal major pet peeve.

My last worst event was 2 girls from Pattaya. Everything ok, then we go to bed. 3AM, 2 mobiles go off. I say shut them off please. They say ok. One girl gets up 4AM, smokes in can, makes a few phone calls. Next girl gets up 5AM, turns on TV to watch cartoons. At 6AM, after the second smoke and phone calls, I tell them get the hell out of my house! Next day of course, I'm totally wasted, with no sleep. They think this waking up at all hours is quite fine, because their normal sleeping time is about 6AM-4PM or so.

[Guest]

Thanks for the tips for the newbs...I'm sure they'll come in handy when im there.

[Looker]

-Shit flowing out on my bed (Kif, what's wrong with you?)

This I didn't quite get it...
Do they have retention problem so young??

[stogie bear]

Anal retentive, eh? Figures!

[stogie bear]

More funny ladyboy habits?

They set their watches 3 hours behind mine just to see if I'll get mad! :0

[Ladyboy_Loser!]

Telling me she cannot go outside yet because "Hair not beautiful, J cannot go." This shit was pulled three times in one 24 hour period. SO, like a dumb fuck newbie I gave her the money to go to her salon close by. That, my friends is one of the reasons why I came to loath this phoney prima donna.

[post-op lover]

How do they stay up till 5AM *and* wake up at 5AM? Hell, it almost sounds like being a LB is great: tons of money, and able to work 24 hours a day!

Actually, I wonder how many LBs really are just guys who know they can make a hell of a lot more money as LBs than as guys. Is the whole thing a charade? As JD says, the hair touching probably indicates the novelty of having long hair. Most GGs seem to ignore their hair or flaunt it, but rarely seem to touch it so much as LBs.

[Guest]

Aaaargghhh. I hate this topic of "LBs are really guys trying to make money". I can't believe anyone thinks that! Anyhow, I guess it's a different thread, but, once again, I note to you, after about now 350 LBs I've met and talked to, 80% or so felt they were females at the ages of around 5-12. A young boy in Issan, where most LBs come from it seems, in the rural, farm settings, with a macho, macho father, is not thinking of making money hooking as a LB at 5 years old. This is total nonsense.

And as Stogie rightly pointed out to me, LBs are just above Dogs in Thai society. Think of living your life as a dog and you will understand that becoming a LB is not a simple thing to do and certainly no one would do it to make some salary from the age of 18-23. Aside from the fact that this idea disagrees with just about every transgender book written.

[Mai-Kee]

-Mama phoning me up, for the twins, asking me if I want one
or both twins tonight?

Are you sure that this her real Mama and not her Mamasan???