What they don't want to see

[Guest]

forwarded to me by one of the models....

in my experience this is the LAST thing they want

unless they own a PC, have lots of free time, and have met the guy first already



I am from the uk & I would love to get to know you better.. I chat online all the time & it would be great to chat with you..

I look forward to hearing from you ..

xxx




another one; anyway, it may be better if the guy did not intend to BORE her any longer; obviously the ladyboy he wrote this to has no reason to reply to this, what's in it for her?


I just wanted to let you know that I found your web site by mistake and found it the most exciting site ever. You are a very beautiful girl, thank you so much for the pictures in your gallery. Any way I don't intend to boar you any longer thanks again
love
Jamie x x




this one is not so bad, gets to the point and says he is coming to visit, they like that; stogie would hate this guy, no Caps on the I's!



sawadee carp .......my god your beautiful..i saw you link and wow.i think this time i come to thailand i will see you .if you would like .i have never been with a man or a ladyboy ..but would love you to be the first .I will be in bangkok on the 23rd of sept, not sure where i will be staying .could be near the nana hotel .not sure yet.....will be with three other men ., but they do not know about this .so i hope you will keep this a secreat if we are seen together.....any way .look foreward to you email ...... 50 male from australia.



another one that is direct, to the point and mentions visiting; I get a lot of mail forwarded here from ladyboys who can't read english too well and they all say this is what they want the most; short, sweet and to the point.....


Muaaahhh!!,you are really hot,sexy & gorgeous.I love your hot sexy body,will be visting Bangkok soon & I would love to get in touch with ya.Will you be my escort for I week??
Email me if you like,we can have some hot sexy fun together.Would love to take you to bed & have good hard sex together ok.
Bye for now,email me with your pics & I will reply.You are the sexiest shemale & I would love to fuck with you-muaaahh

[Looker]

in my experience this is the LAST thing they want

Understood..but then what do they want to hear?

[gunslinger]

I take it this advice refers to working girls, I've found that ones who arent would not always be wanting to hear the last one. Unless you have already had a grapple with them.

[Guest]

I firmly believe that if you are writing to a girl you have never met it should be short but sweet; " Hi {X}, I will be coming to Thailand on October 1 and would like to meet with you while I am there. My name is Tom and I come from London, I will be in Bangkok for 2 weeks and would like to meet up with you, can you send me your telephone number please?"

Especially with bar girls this works best in my opinion. Perhaps girls you meet on BKK chat or other venues would want long, romantic letters, but the girls that work in Nana and Patpong want customers, not pen pals. At least that is what they tell me, they don't want to waste their time [and money at the internet cafe] with some guy they may never meet who is just sending fan mail or some guy who is "still 6 months out and I want to get to know you first before I come there".

Bonus........ when you send a short but sweet letter as described above you can CC it to many and just change the first name; your chances of getting a reply increase exponentially!

[Guest]

I take it this advice refers to working girls

yes, this is directed only at bar girls, I really don't know too many others

"nice" girls and girls from face-pic or chat rooms may like the long romantic letters like that but I will never know; despite the fact I am in the states 6 months per year and with plenty of time on my hands I don't seek ladyboys on-line, I know enough already.

[Guest]

Completely agree with you JaeDee. In fact, I would say, don't write at all unless you have a definite date IN THE VERY NEAR FUTURE, have a definite desire to meet the girl, and will actually do it. These girls think in terms of "today", a few think in terms of "tomorrow", but almost none in terms of "next week" and zero in terms of "next month". They get customers by the hour, does anyone think they dream of you coming in a month?

I've seen messages like, "I am 6 feet, blond hair, blue eyes, great body, from England. I'm great in bed and would love to make love to you all night." As Nadia of Cascades said to me more than once, "I don't care if him man, gay, ladyboy, dog, I fuck him if he give me 1500 Baht."

Try something more like ... "Going there next week. I am from England. Can we meet Tuesday night? Please give me your phone number and I'll message you Monday to confirm."

For non-workers, maybe there is more playfullness, but the truth is, a good looking LB get hundreds of e-mail. I once started an ID for a girl in Malaysia, named Lily. Fantastic body and face. I put her pic on face-pic. I did her e-mail for her for about 1 month. She AVERAGED 20-50 e-mail per day, and peaked once at over 100. She read ZERO. All were of this sort, "I am smart, good-looking, would like to make love to you. I might go there in 6 months." Can you guess how excited she got by that?

[Guest]

They get customers by the hour, does anyone think they dream of you coming in a month?

wow, this is a pretty powerful post, especially what Nadia said

I have started a few of these mailboxes also and answered mail for the models and they are pretty comical; I gave up on that because the letters were beyond pathetic. Most guys writing to superstars seem to think they are the only one and why would they really think that?

good line about getting customers by the hour so why would they care about you coming in a month..... unless the girl has met you before and has a special spot in her heart for you they don't want to hear about you, your description, where you are from, age, etc...... if you say "I will be there in a week and take you out of the bar for a few nights" their eyes will light right up.

[Ladyboy_Loser!]

The Lonely Hearts Club letters to the LB'S are sad, funny at times and I would love to see the look on the faces of the girls when they are reading this dribble.

[gunslinger]

"I don't care if him man, gay, ladyboy, dog, I fuck him if he give me 1500 Baht."

Quality, good luck to em thats what I say

[Guest]

That might be a fun set of posts; e-mails sent to some of our models.

[Guest]

I'm not even bothering to write to any of the LBs. The only thing I want to know about any of the girls I have an interest in is where I might be able to find them and if they're still around...and thats what I got my handy little Pocket JaiDee InfoMAX 2000 or JD-iMAX2K for short...I just type in her name and a short description, hit search and JD goes to work. I get a response within the first 24 hours almost everytime!

[Guest]

happy to help!

[Looker]

I think guys you are going from one X'treem to another.
Agree that none of the lb's who are sex workers have won a Nobel Prize for Literature but I've been chatting with a few in MSN and Yahoo and a number of them were well quite receptive about giving opinions on topics other than "me you tomorrow fuck fuck how much??".
In general their knowledge is limited and they can't express well in English but not all of them of crude, rude and mean brainless pretty beasts thinking only at how much they can rip from you.
As for the non sex workers lb's, I've found myself chatting about many subjects and found a lot of common sense and wisdom in them, like with any other person.
I've the feeling that many of you are just a bit too concentrated in contacting Nana style lb's rather than exploring possibilities with non sex workers lb's.

[stogie bear]

Read the thread Looker! Chatting is one thing. Emails are another!

I agree that these gals will chat all night if they have an audience!

[Looker]

Read the thread Looker! Chatting is one thing. Emails are another!

I agree that these gals will chat all night if they have an audience!

Maybe
I see very similar topics being discussed in both e-mails and chat. E-mails are just a much shorter version.
Then what someone should write in some e-mails....I don't quite get the meaning of this topic.
Why the heck they have an e-mail address if they don't want to be bothered?
Let's think logic a bit guys...