Classic sms

[Guest]

Here's some of my recent SMS from Mint:

I miss you so much Ziggy why? U don call to me baby I want u but I don know u want me or not? I don want u forget me baby bay my love / Mint
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Ok baby i can wait u came back me happy u don forget me i love u / mint
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Yes! I like u love u only one bcos u good man for me. befor i stay wait u good happy i want u came bac agine for me happy wait u boyfriend / mint

[Guest]

So clearly she misses me, loves only me, wants to stay with me and make me happy, and will wait until I go back (to Phuket) to be her boyfriend. I can't see how I can resist that. She seems so honest. She wants only me, because I'm a good man. And of course, she loves me.

What should I do? Sell the house, get the preacher, put all my money in her bank account?

[Guest]

Exactly! And build her a house in the north, that's always wise.

 you are the only one for her and she has never sent messages like that to anyone else

 she also "lub you long time"

 If you could see some of the comical texts I get from one of the superstar models here whenever I am in Thailand it would crack you up; just ask Snick, he saves them when I forward them over.

[brocklanders]

and if you get tired of her...send her my way. I would go to Phuket just to hook up with a girl that looks that hot. Work in a bar?

[BAM]

Yeah I get emails like that all the time... kind of funny. It's nice to know they really care about you and love you so much!