Quotable quotes

[Guest]

Sometimes I love the sayings you guys come up with. Anyone care to recap some old ones?

Here's a few recent ones I like:

"I come like Tsunami!"

"Sorry, but I have to go stretch my pussy"

"If you take her, you go in a tight end but come out
a wide receiver"


etc....

[PigDogg]

"More baht than brains"

[BAM]

So never judge a book by its cover....
Or who you gonna love by your lover.....
Love put me wise to her love in disguise....
She had the body of a venus.....
Lord, imagine my surprise...
Then she whipped out a gun
Tried to blow me away

(Choruse)
Dude Looks Like A Lady
Dude Looks Like A Lady
Dude Looks Like A Lady
Dude Looks Like A Lady

Aerosmith  

[Snick]

the exact quote is
"I Cum Tsunami"

my favorite Thai Quotes are
Up To You
You No Care Me Die

[Guest]

"Why settle for a book when you can have the whole library?"

[Guest]

"Why settle for a book when you can have the whole library?"

Or why buy the milk when you can have the cow

[Snick]

why buy the cow when you can have the milk for free

[Guest]

why buy the cow when you can have the milk for free

Yes Snick I guess I must not have taken my dyslexia pills today

[Guest]

an oldie but goodie

there is a sucker born every minute

[Guest]

"I Lie to you for what?"

"I no like Thai man"

"I no have customer tonight"

and my favorite, which I made up and will always take credit for

"Shark Eyes"

One evening with Mickey in the back of Soi Kathoey in Phuket where all the posties hang out was my influence for that and it is easy to see why if you hang out there for a while

[Guest]

"More baht than brains"

perfect quote and I have seen it dozens of times

Not sure if Blue Ballz made that up or heard it somewhere else but he introduced it here and will always get the credit!

[Snick]

Yes Snick I guess I must not have taken my dyslexia pills today

I just thought you said it backwards down under

[Guest]

did you hear the one about the Agnostic Dyslexic Insomniac?

He lay awake allnight wondering if there was a GOD!

hopefully she was a ladyboy GOD

rex

[Guest]

But my favorite quote in Thai is ..........

mai long mee loo........

never try never know........

this is what i tell all my buddies at work who think i go to Thailand to meet ladyboy....

do i feel sorry for these conservative Aussie married men who are happily married to their fat assed wifes.......

mai long mee loo.

you want to see the look on their faces when i dare them to try a ladyboy


rex

[Snick]

did you hear the one about the Agnostic Dyslexic Insomniac?

He lay awake allnight wondering if there was a GOD!

uhhhmm. the punch line is
He kept on waking up at night wondering if there was a DOG

sure are a lot of lysdexics on this forum.
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ps. you ever hear about DAM..........Mothers Against Dyslexia.