The one thing ladyboys should never do

[Guest]

this has only happened to me 2 or 3 times and thank God because if it happened more often you would see some dead ladyboys in Thailand and ol' JaiDee locked up for life.

   You meet a ladyboy you like.... you tell her you will go home with her..... you take showers or whatever, and get ready to have sex; then she talks about money. DOWNER! literally [ as in limp dick] and figuretively. And this has only happened to me once and I was ready to kill this one but I was horny and didn't want to go out on Soi Bangla; she asked me to pre-pay BEFORE we got it on! talk about deflating the situation!

Now, I know these girls work for a living and that is all good and I am happy to "be fair" with them and I always am; I preach it here and any ladyboy that knows me will tell you that I pay well if the service is good.  But it ruins the whole flow of things if all they ask is "how much you pay me?" "can I have more than that?" "I have no other customers this week, you pay me more na?"  and other assorted bullshit.

 Thankfully I have a pretty good rep in Bangkok and most of the girls know me and I think based on that most don't ask me before sex what their pay will be.  and that is better; when the deed is done I am happy to pay them well but I do not want bargaining before we get down to it, that is tacky and a real turn-off in my opinion.

 this shit happen to you guys?

[Snick]

Of Course, and a few times it killed the encounter. I just lost interest in the middle of haggling and left.

One time it happened, and I left, than an hour later I get a call from the girl asking where I was and did I still want her. I said I was in a cab on the way home...and NO.

[Guest]

girls should learn never to do this..... maybe a little discussion about it in the bar [very little], but when you are home in bed and ready to screw and the girl starts talking money that is a serious downer.

that girl in Patong beach [and that was only in April] was a fucking Bee-atch..... but I had no chocie, it was 3AM and I was horny and she looked good; when she said "you pay me now or we no have sex" I had to. fucker.

[Snick]

Was that the one who had earlier in the night tried to pick your pocket ??

[tokyo11]

Nope , never happened to me
I guess they want that great BF feeling from me

[Mai-Kee]

What happened to me was far worse - and on top with a quite popular girl here on this site. I wont give any name, but she might read this and hopefully realizes what an unbelievably bad show that was.
I asked her to come straight to my hotel for a short-time. She turned up, no make-up, really terribly dressed and actually looked worse than my serbian cleaner - where I still have my doubts if she's a woman. Ok, you could say: "Why haven't you kicked her out right away?" Well, what horniness does to a genuine bright person.... So she did the shower thing, got on the bed - I asked her to screw me - ok, that's how I love it folks and she's just made for that kind of pleasure - so she moved her weapon into my frightened little shakin' chocolate-box........and said the : "Me take 4000! Ok?!" sentence........!
Now can you beat that guys?! Hahahaha.....fuckin unbelievable!!!

MK

[Guest]

yup, that is a mood-breaker for sure!

[Guest]

Was that the one who had earlier in the night tried to pick your pocket ??

that was actually a girl on Phi Phi

you can find ladyboys anywhere in Thailand

[Guest]

JD,,,sounds like she's been talking to western hookers,,,
One of the reasons I dont go with hookers here in Ozz..
as soon as you enter there apartment,,the CUNTS want to get the business side of it out of the way before you do the deed,,,
The CUNTS can
Good thing the Indo's never pull that bullshit. Well not yet anyway...

BK

[fancylighters]

I've got a few, but mind you they're TS's in USA, so this behavior probably doesn't apply to LOS.

1. Dirty apartments - - many of these girls are pigs. Junk all over their bathrooms, clothes on the floor, dirty dishes in the kitchen, pizza boxes in the living room.

2. Roommates in the other room - - she hurries you into a bedroom, leaves u there, and you can hear people talking in the living room.

3. She has the spanish channel TV on.

4. Taking phone calls for other guys, and giving them directions, while she's giving you a bj. Talk about a mood killer.

5. This is the big one - she opens the door a crack, the lights in the apartment are on, and she talks to you while you're in the hallway, then hustles you inside. When that happens, I found the "girl' looked like a Frankenstein monster. Scary!

[Guest]

Well, here's my 2 worst:

Girl
-In Fanny's hand-job bar in Soi Cowboy. Getting hand-job by 3 girls. About to cum. Lead girl says "Buy us 2 Tequila's each now yes/no?". Limp dick time: 1 nano-second. I told her I'd drink 2 tequilas myself than go home and zero baht tip.

LB
-Go to King's Corner in Patpong. Stare for 1 hour pick a LB I like (cut). Talk, drink, blah, blah, agree on payment of 2000 for short-time hotel. Go to hotel. Get ready. Girl gets on bed and says, "You give me 2000, I do ok job, you give me 4000 I do really good job, ok?". I say, "You give me really good job for 2000, ok?" Limp dick time: 3 nano-seconds. I tell her I give you zero baht, good night, la.

[PigDogg]

so she moved her weapon into my frightened little shakin' chocolate-box........and said the : "Me take 4000! Ok?!" sentence........!

Kind of like being in chair before a root canal and the dentist asking for some extra bucks. Never piss off your dentist!

[gunslinger]

Had similair experiences so I dont play the numbers game, try and stick to a few regulars, to avoid these problems, but then usually end up with a whole different set of problems.

[Guest]

3.  She has the spanish channel TV on.

[stogie bear]

Had similair experiences so I dont play the numbers game, try and stick to a few regulars, to avoid these problems, but then usually end up with a whole different set of problems.

That made me laugh! There really is no easy life in this racket is there!

I do sympathise to a certain extent with girls who try to haggle about money first. Most countries actually DO operate this way and so do many parts of Thailand. I have less regard for the girls who insist on the money up front...

Having said that - I'm sure these gals have been burned many times by thoughtless or inexperienced Johns who gave them less than they thought they deserved.

I personally prefer to get the money side of things sorted out before the event then I (and she) can relax and get down to it.