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Hey Stogie, thanks for thinking of me. I see that my option is leading the pack (well, tied with another). MMmm, then again, I think a forum for post-op lovers will be me talking into a void.Retired the top 12. Need a new dirty dozen.
Update: The new list is coming together: Nong Poy, Anita, Nok, Gif, Liisa Winkler, Kay, Nina Poon. Is it possible to find 5 more? Until then, GGs: Jessica Alba, Yuko Ogura, Zhang Ziyi, Maggie Q, and Gong Li.
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Good to see the forum lives on, history should not of been made of this as itwould have been a sad day!, Although it would have another excuse for a piss up on the anniversary every week! Na i am glad its staying, nice one chaps, I do like to browse the forum every day i am at home.
Cheets
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It's not the PC brigade taking credit for the decision to dump 'The Virtual Pub.' The title of the forum is "News Views and Ladyboys!" We are not an uptight bunch of PC advocates at all. In fact we always allow for a certain amount of latitude with our posters and we will continue to do so.
It's really a question about how some people behave on another persons property and how the property owner decides to react. This is not a free and independent forum where you can post about all and everything. It belongs to someone who pays for it to be here.
The Virtual Pub was simply an invitation to post about things that are accomodated better on other forums around the internet and shouldn't really be here.
I think sacrificing the Pub is a lot better than dumping the whole format for that horrible forum we had in the past where you could only post bulleted one liners which were read by the same 4 people every week or so!
I wore out 20 computer mice clicking through that dreadful thing!
It's a small price to pay to keep what we have here.
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"You remember Antwan Rockamora?
Half-black, half-Samoan, usta call
him Tony Rocky Horror."
"Yeah maybe, fat right?"
"I wouldn't go so far as to call the
brother fat. He's got a weight
problem. What's the ###### gonna
do, he's Samoan."
"I think I know who you mean, what
about him?"
"Well, Marsellus fucked his ass up
good. And word around the
campfire, it was on account of
Marsellus Wallace's wife."
"What'd he do, fuck her?"
"No no no no no no no, nothin' that
bad."
"Well what then?'
"He gave her a foot massage."
"A foot massage?"
"Yes."
"That's all?"
"Yes."
"What did Marsellus do?"
"Sent a couple of guys over to his
place. They took him out on the
patio of his apartment, threw his
ass over the balcony. ###### fell
four stories. They had this garden
at the bottom, enclosed in glass,
like one of them greenhouses --
###### fell through that. Since
then, he's kinda developed a speech
impediment."
"That's a damn shame.
Still I hafta say, play with
matches, ya get burned."
"Whaddya mean?"
"You don't be givin' Marsellus
Wallace's new bride a foot massage."
"You don't think he overreacted?"
"Antwan probably didn't expect
Marsellus to react like he did, but
he had to expect a reaction."
"It was a foot massage, a foot
massage is nothing, I give my
mother a foot massage."
"It's laying hands on Marsellus
Wallace's new wife in a familiar
way. Is it as bad as eatin' her
out -- no, but you're in the same
fuckin' ballpark."
"Whoa...whoa...whoa...stop right
there. Eatin' a bitch out, and
givin' a bitch a foot massage ain't
even the same fuckin' thing."
"Not the same thing, the same
ballpark."
"It ain't no ballpark either. Look
maybe your method of massage
differs from mine, but touchin' his
lady's feet, and stickin' your
tongue in her holyiest of holyies,
ain't the same ballpark, ain't the
same league, ain't even the same
fuckin' sport. Foot massages don't
mean shit."
"Have you ever given a foot massage?"
"Don't be tellin' me about foot
massages -- I'm the fuckin' foot
master."
"Given a lot of 'em?"
"Shit yeah. I got my technique down
man, I don't tickle or nothin'."
"Have you ever given a guy a foot
massage?"
"Fuck you."
"How many?"
"Fuck you."
"Would you give me a foot massage --
I'm kinda tired."
"Man, you best back off, I'm gittin'
pissed -- this is the door."
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