Having Sex with someone from every Thai Province?

[EyeMahk]

In 2004, I met a guy in Bangkok that I became friends with, and when we would go out, he would always try to find girls from places he'd never heard of.  This got me thinking; would it be possible to fuck GGs or LBs from each of the provinces of Thailand?

Well, I made myself a list of the 76 provinces (yes, I know there are 75 provinces and then Bangkok, but I€™m including Bangkok as province for this purpose) and I started thinking about where GGs and LBs I'd had sex with had said they were from, and starting crossing off places.  I figured in a few years, I'd be able to hit all 76 with relative ease.  After all, I€™m always going with new GGs and LBs (like 30 new ones per year), as I get bored easily. I sometimes go to MPs and when I see a hot GG or LB, I usually try to fuck her, so I get lots of opportunities.   Well, here I am 7 years, 200-300 (or so) GGs and LBs later, and I'm far from my goal!  Pigdogg and I were chatting about this, and we agreed that having fucked 200-300 GGs and LBs is not really that impressive. All it takes is some money and (lots of) time.

Anyway, you can see the list below and you can see how poorly I€™ve covered the country.  I don€™t think I€™ll ever get them all.  Covering all of Isaan is easy, and you can easily fill in any gaps by just asking around.  But p4p GGs and LBs from the deep south are rarer - a visit to Tootsie's in Phuket might knock off some of the tougher ones in the south.    

And believe it or not, some places close afield are not bang easy either.  Case in point: Chanthaburi.   I€™ve never fucked a GG or LB that was from Chanthaburi (at least that I know of). I was on holiday in Chantaburi recently with a regular of mine (she's from Buriram), and while she watched a Thai soap opera, I thought I would sneak out and bang a local and knock this province off my list.    Easier said than done. Walked into a Chantaburi MP and the fishbowl had 15 or so girls. Called over the papasan and in a very roundabout way, asked him for a local girl. No have! I asked him the provinces of every girl in the fishbowl.  Of the ones he know, all were covered previously by me!   I didn't walk out, thought, I ended up picking out a Buriram girl (my regular in the room is from Buriram so I figured that€™s the province that should get my business that tday). Also, in my experience, Buriram girls and LBs usually give above average blowjobs. She didn€™t disappoint.  But Chanthaburi still remains elusive to me.

I got Satun knocked off the list last year by fucking a karaoke girl there when I found out she was a local. Two years ago, I did the same in Trang by fucking a local LB (also working in a karaoke).

But I feel I am destined to fail at my goal of all 76 provinces. But I figured, as a forum, can we do it? Together? All of us combined be able to fuck LBs and GGs from all 76 provinces? What are the odds?

Here are the rules:

Rule #1: Has to be sex. Kissing and feeling them up doesn€™t count. I€™m going to count blowjobs as sex, but not handjobs. But don€™t think you can go to Lolitas and cover the whole country.  Many Lolitas girls are from the single province of Sisaket!

Rule #2: They must tell you, un-coached, that they are from that province. And you must believe it to be true. For example, you cannot say to someone €œif you tell me you are from Pattani, I will pay your barfine and fuck you.€  If this were allowed, I€™d have the whole country covered in a month!

Rule #3: GGs or LBs are OK

Anyway, for laughs, here is the list of provinces in Thailand; if it is not bold, I've covered that province    but if it is in bold, it is uncovered ground (that I know of). If you€™ve fucked a GG or LB from one of the ones uncovered, please post which province here and I€™ll tick it off the list - names and pics wouldn't hurt either.     Let's see how we do in a week or so.


North

 1. Chiang Mai (เชียงใหม่)
 2. Chiang Rai (เชียงราย)  
 3. Lampang (ลำปาง)  
 4. Lamphun (ลำพูน)  
 5. Mae Hong Son (แม่ฮ่องสอน)
 6. Nan (น่าน)
  7. Phayao (พะเยา)  
 8. Phrae (แพร่)  
 9. Uttaradit (อุตรดิตถ์)

West

  1. Kanchanaburi (กาญจนบุรี)
  2. Phetchaburi (เพชรบุรี)
  3. Prachuap Khiri Khan (ประจวบคีรีขันธ์)
  4. Ratchaburi (ราชบุรี)
  5. Tak (ตาก)

North-East

1. Amnat Charoen (อำนาจเจริญ)
  2. Buri Ram (บุรีรัมย์)
  3. Chaiyaphum (ชัยภูมิ)
  4. Kalasin (กาฬสินธุ์)
  5. Khon Kaen (ขอนแก่น)
  6. Loei (เลย)
  7. Maha Sarakham (มหาสารคาม)
  8. Mukdahan (มุกดาหาร)
  9. Nakhon Phanom (นครพนม)
 10. Nakhon Ratchasima (นครราชสีมา)
11. Nong Bua Lamphu (หนองบัวลำภู)
 12. Nong Khai (หนองคาย)
 13. Roi Et (ร้อยเอ็ด)
 14. Sakon Nakhon (สกลนคร)
 15. Si Sa Ket (ศรีสะเกษ)
 16. Surin (สุรินทร์)
 17. Ubon Ratchathani (อุบลราชธานี)
 18. Udon Thani (อุดรธานี)
 19. Yasothon (ยโสธร)

Central

  1. Ang Thong (อ่างทอง)
  2. Ayutthaya (พระนครศรีอยุธยา)
  3. Bangkok (Krung Thep Maha Nakhon) (กรุงเทพมหานคร)
  4. Chai Nat (ชัยนาท)
  5. Kamphaeng Phet (กำแพงเพชร)
  6. Lop Buri (ลพบุรี)
  7. Nakhon Nayok (นครนายก)
  8. Nakhon Pathom (นครปฐม)
  9. Nakhon Sawan (นครสวรรค์)
 10. Nonthaburi (นนทบุรี)
 11. Pathum Thani (ปทุมธานี)
 12. Phetchabun (เพชรบูรณ์)
 13. Phichit (พิจิตร)
 14. Phitsanulok (พิษณุโลก)
 15. Sukhothai (สุโขทัย)
 16. Samut Prakan (สมุทรปราการ)
 17. Samut Sakhon (สมุทรสาคร)
 18. Samut Songkhram (สมุทรสงคราม)
 19. Saraburi (สระบุรี)
 20. Sing Buri (สิงห์บุรี)
 21. Suphan Buri (สุพรรณบุรี)
 22. Uthai Thani (อุทัยธานี)

East

  1. Chachoengsao (ฉะเชิงเทรา)
  2. Chanthaburi (จันทบุรี)
  3. Chon Buri (ชลบุรี)
  4. Prachin Buri (ปราจีนบุรี)
  5. Rayong (ระยอง)
  6. Sa Kaeo (สระแก้ว)
  7. Trat (ตราด)

South

  1. Chumphon (ชุมพร)
  2. Krabi (กระบี่)
  3. Nakhon Si Thammarat (นครศรีธรรมราช)
  4. Narathiwat (นราธิวาส)
  5. Pattani (ปัตตานี)
  6. Phang Nga (พังงา)
  7. Phatthalung (พัทลุง)
  8. Phuket (ภูเก็ต)
  9. Ranong (ระนอง)
 10. Satun (สตูล)
 11. Songkhla (สงขลา)
 12. Surat Thani (สุราษฎร์ธานี)
 13. Trang (ตรัง)
 14. Yala (ยะลา)

[manarak]

LOL!
I recognize your spirit there Eyemahk!

55555

[EyeMahk]

(manarak @ Jan. 18 2011,15:49) LOL!
I recognize your spirit there Eyemahk!

55555

Hey, I figured why not, as I've only got 3 provinces of Canada covered - 2 GGs and a LB; gawd, I miss Montréal!!

[katoeylover]

I can cover Nong Bua Lamphu, and i think we all have suk hot thai!

[Steff]

Don't miss Montreal too much. Yesterday it was minus fucking 30!!! I tried explaining that to my Thai friends but the concept is truly incomprehensible for them. Then again it is for me also. God damn I hate it!

[pacman]

(EyeMahk @ Jan. 18 2011,23:41) Walked into a Chantaburi MP and the fishbowl had 15 or so girls. Called over the papasan and in a very roundabout way, asked him for a local girl. No have!

I wonder what the problem in Chantaburi is?

Don't they have any "mad old grannies"?...

[guydesavoy]

(EyeMahk @ Jan. 18 2011,23:41) Rule #1: Has to be sex.  I€™m going to count blowjobs as sex, but not handjobs.

That was Clinton's downfall  

Great thread.   Reminds me of going for those rare provinces and territories to get that ARRL award...

(I've done a Muslim LB from down South, and you're right...in Phuket...but will have to check the Province..)

[donnykey]

I can claim Kanchanaburi, Kampaeng Phet and Chachoengsao.

Actually the deed was done while in Kanchanaburi and Kam Paeeng Phet with the ladies.

Cheers DK

[Torurot]

Definitely done a LB from South 3. Nakhon Si Thammarat (นครศรีธรรมราช)  Starts With M,   later became PO.  Before & After covered.  


The ONLY way to get someone from a warm climate to understand real cold is to get them to stand in a walk in freezer in normal street cloths for 10 minutes, and that is only a small taste.

[EyeMahk]

(donnykey @ Jan. 19 2011,04:55) I can claim Kanchanaburi, Kampaeng Phet and Chachoengsao.

Actually the deed was done while in Kanchanaburi and Kam Paeeng Phet with the ladies.

So were the girls from Kanchanaburi, Kampaeng Phet and Chachoengsao?  If so, then it counts.  Where the sex happens is irrelevant. When I fuck the Buriram soapy girl while in Chantaburi, then go upstairs to the hotel and fuck the Buriram girlfriend while still in Chantaburi, I can only tick Buriram off the list.  

[EyeMahk]

(pacman @ Jan. 18 2011,19:08)

(EyeMahk @ Jan. 18 2011,23:41) Walked into a Chantaburi MP and the fishbowl had 15 or so girls. Called over the papasan and in a very roundabout way, asked him for a local girl. No have!

I wonder what the problem in Chantaburi is?

In a Chiang Mai soapy place, I inquired about the origin of the girls and most were from Issaan. In a lot of the better Bangkok soapy places, most of the girls are from Chiang Mai (because of their attractiveness to the customer).  It may be that local Chiang Mai girls in p4p prefer to practice their trade further from home.

As for Chanthaburi, I am not an expert, but it is a fairly rich province relative to the north-east (it's GDP exceeds all of the Isaan provinces). So the "lure" of big bucks by fucking foreigners in Bangkok or Pattaya is less attractive to the locals. And the MP in Chanthaburi can bring in Isaan girls to happily do that job.  Same reason why all the dishwashers in California are Mexican.  

[EyeMahk]

There is a rumor going around that, last night, a "certain" board member fucked a LB from a "certain" province in the Central region, which was uncovered ground.  Can I remove that "certain" province from the "unfucked" list? Or to paraphrase Star Trek, did this board member boldly go into the ass of a Samut Prakan girl, where no board member had gone before?"  

Captain Kirk, please tell us all the details.  

I wonder if the girl has a list of countries she's trying to tick off as well. Maybe she "took one for the team".  

[kahuna]

(EyeMahk @ Jan. 19 2011,21:28) Same reason why all the dishwashers in California are Mexican.  

Hey...I used to wash dishes in California and I ain't Mexican...I've fucked a Mexican in California and in Mexico though...Does that count...

[EyeMahk]

(kahuna @ Feb. 25 2011,04:27) I've fucked a Mexican in California and in Mexico though...Does that count...  

I fucked a California girl in Ensenada, Mexico so we make a good team.

Eagerly awaiting the sordid details of the encounter to be soon known as the "British Invasion Of Samut Prakan."  Was the Union Jack planted in yet another land, or was the invasion thwarted by the cries of "cannot fuck me, I hab peliod!" And I thought you people were done "colonizing".  

[TTChang]

The wilds of Samut Prakhan were indeed foraged for goodies last night.    

If you've seen the pics of Kelly (Temptations) on LB69 in the last month, then you will understand my terminology. Ticked my box anyway    I presume Eyemahk gets an 'assist' on this one, for his accreditation skills!

I tried to claim an 'already done' for the same province ... but damn it, Eyemahk quizzed the girl and discovered both her parents were from elsewhere.