My summer trip to LOS

[kahuna]

(El_hefe @ Aug. 12 2010,11:08) Not having ever seen the good Dr. I was assuming he was one of our elder statesmen until he clarified that he didn't play with "Bird".  

I apologize...I missed that post...

I am an elder statesmen...well, I'm really just an old fuck...But now I'm gonna have to meet the good Dr. to find out who he really did share the stage with (sorry I ended a sentence with a preposition, but I'm drunk)

Pacman...You should be ashamed of yourself aging the good Dr. way beyond my years...

[DrWillie]

Yeah! Shit! I am not that old!

Well I am old but not out of ammunition.

[DrWillie]

Well, in the late morning, I said goodbye to Beer and quickly pack to check out by noon.

I have made up my mind that the Expat is not my type of hotel. It is basically a hotel for backpackers or those on a limited budget. The manager was in town and would not be returning until this afternoon. This presented a problem as I had paid 1/3 of the hotel bill in advance and was entitled to a refund. (This was after a one night cancelation charge for early departure was applied.) They kept my luggage as collateral. God knows why they would need collateral when they owe me money but I have learned not to question some things in Thailand. Actually this was good from my viewpoint as I did not have to worry about my luggage while I looked for another hotel.

Lucky this was low season so the search was easy. I went to the Yorkshire hotel. This is the hotel that I initially wanted to go to but the confirmation was lost. I looked at the rooms and chose the second level (double room). The basic room is too small with the shower stall and bathroom as one. The double room is more spacious with separate shower stall (without door on shower stall). The room has double bed and should include a King. The room has enough room for a king size bed without being crowded. I check in; unpack my backpack; and get breakfast in the Yorkshire restaurant.

I return to the Expat and everything is fine. I get my refund and retrieve my luggage and off to the Yorkshire. Here I unpack, rest, and get my internet to work. I update my trip report.

At 9:30pm I head off for supper. I go to the fish restaurant at the end of the street on which Cocktails & Dreams is located. I have eaten here on my last trip and found the food good. It was good again this time. I then peered around the tourists as they took photos of the ladyboys at Croc. €“ to see if Nut is there tonight. She is so I will return. It is best to go to Croc after the tourist photo shoot is over. This happens after 11:30.
Back to C&D for drinks, pool and fun. I watch the cabaret show and it is enjoyable. The performance by Nicole of Lady Gaga is priceless €“ a must see. (See pictures below. Unfortunately my battery failed before I got picture of Lady Gaga Performance.) Jim informs me that the bars will be closed tomorrow night due to something about the monarchy. I therefore make arrangements for tomorrow€™s entertainment €“ more about this in tomorrow€™s post.

I am back to Croc and find Nut. Believe it or not, I am here first bar fine of the night. Traffic down here in Phuket is slow as well. Nut and I go back to my hotel for fun. The looks by tourists along the way are priceless. Nut is so attractive. She is like a super model €“ tall, slim and gorgeous. We have good time but it is not as exciting as I expected. I have seen this girl€™s picture many times on the forum and Asiants website and have fantasized about her. As a result, in all fairness, I don€™t think anyone could live up to my fantasies.

Pictures of Nut.

[DrWillie]

Fun at Cocktails and Dreams.

[DrWillie]

Patricia playing pool.

[DrWillie]

Pictures of Cabaret

[ALASKAN BEAR]

(Dicko65 @ Aug. 12 2010,14:35)

(Steff @ Aug. 12 2010,15:44) I think both you guys should let Ivor know how the clocks are going.

Don't go there Steff.  AB, I land at BKK @ 2330 26 Jan 11.

I LAND JAN 27 2340 2011
i upgraded my trip and added a few days.to it.

[Steff]

I knew you wouldn't be able to resist doing this!!! However both Dicko and I will still be there ahead you

[ALASKAN BEAR]

(Steff @ Aug. 12 2010,17:36) I knew you wouldn't be able to resist doing this!!! However both Dicko and I will still be there ahead you    

sorry steff
but i will just have to work a few over time for it.
i have to get over their. this TRIP REPORT. OF DR.W
just made me change my plans lol. and you guys getting
their so early i can't let you have all the funnn.

[Steff]

I'm happy for you. See you either late on the 27th or sometime on the 28th.

[pacman]

(kahuna @ Aug. 12 2010,15:03) Pacman...You should be ashamed of yourself aging the good Dr. way beyond my years...

I am always in the shit, only the depth varies...      

I am glad DrWillie has corrected me on our conversation, I couldn't have been paying attention...        

I do know he loves music & played extensively in a professional career that was cut short by his move into business. Some guys you meet have led the most interesting lives.

[jimbo34]

Great report Doc.
You crafty old thing! - getting back to take the lovely Nut. Not surprised she didn't live up to expectations, as i've heard her looks belie her performance.
Good to have you in Patong Doc, you're great company and i'm mightily impressed how you're handling things in the bar. And thank you so much for your business.
I'm looking forward to comparing notes after tonight, with the bar closed. I wonder how we'll entertain ourselves?!

[pacman]

(DrWillie @ Aug. 12 2010,17:17) Nut is so attractive. She is like a super model €“ tall, slim and gorgeous. We have good time but it is not as exciting as I expected. I have seen this girl€™s picture many times on the forum and Asiants website and have fantasized about her. As a result, in all fairness, I don€™t think anyone could live up to my fantasies.

Good call on Nut, I have always thought she was gorgeous. Though in the first pic (Post # 55) she looks like she has had a chin implant. They don't know when to leave alone...        

And how often does it happen that we finally meet the beauty who has been causing a stir in our loins for so long & she doesn't live up to our expectations? I have read about it, I have been told & I have experienced it myself.

Still, imagine the feeling of regret back home had you lacked the courage to barfine her. You just had to take her because you would never have known what you missed.

Those lost opportunities can haunt your dreams for years.

[pacman]

(jimbo34 @ Aug. 12 2010,18:24) I wonder how we'll entertain ourselves?!

See if you can find a tin whistle...

[DrWillie]

(ALASKAN BEAR @ Aug. 12 2010,17:40)

(Steff @ Aug. 12 2010,17:36) I knew you wouldn't be able to resist doing this!!! However both Dicko and I will still be there ahead you    

sorry steff
but i will  just have to work a few over time for it.
i have to get over their. this TRIP REPORT. OF DR.W
just made me change my plans lol. and you guys getting
their so early i can't let you have all the funnn.

thanks for the nice comment Alaska Bear.