Boat rental for ladyboys...

[manarak]

So, my ticket is booked.

I'll be in the LOS during the first weeks of August.


It will be a mate's birthday, so we plan a special boat trip.

Crew:
- 1 pilot
- 6 ladyboys

Special rules:
no clothes when further than 1000 meters from the shore!


Does anyone here have an idea where I can find a complacent pilot (maybe preferably blind?) and a comfortable boat? (with lots of pillows and a fridge for the booze)?

[manarak]

haha this looks good - a boat with 2 full size beds!

http://www.learn-in-asia.com/boatforhire.htm

http://www.boatrentalsthailand.com/Pictures%20of%20Edina.htm

<<
For Party groups wishing to cruise around the islands with much privacy.
two triple bed areas, with fans and window ventilation
large lounge area, with sofa and easy chairs, next a galley and toilet with hot water shower.
Extra crew in the form of a cook can be supplied at the rate of 500 Thai Baht per day
The daily rate from 8 a.m. to 5 p.m. is 12.000 Thai Baht,
>>

hehehe...

I have a feeling this could become a classic!

Karl ?


I'll ask these guys if the crew "has seen it all" already...

[guydesavoy]

Seek and ye shall find. TIT

Have a nice trip

[kahuna]

(guydesavoy @ Jun. 16 2010,22:42) Seek and ye shall find. TIT  

Didn't you really mean to say sink...

[manarak]

the PADI training is planned for a later time, Kahuna!

[whore]

You can rent one of these in Pattaya.

[manarak]

with the crew?

[PigDogg]

Pricey but FYI

http://www.secretspattaya.com/Secrets_Yacht_Flyer_2.pdf

[Grinder]

Still sniggering at the thought of a blind skipper!

"Land? What land"

[Road Runner]

(Grinder @ Jun. 17 2010,08:30) "Land? What land"

Exchange on the bridge of a tanker in about 1983.

Capt rushes through the bridge door:-    'Have you seen that fishing boat?'      

3rd Officer having seen it at 5 miles and decided it was no threat:-   'What fishing boat?'        


After that said Captain desisted from rushing through bridge door to no purpose.


RR.

[guydesavoy]

(kahuna @ Jun. 16 2010,23:36) Didn't you really mean to say sink...

I'm sure some occupants will float better than others

[kahuna]

This one offers free lunches...

[PigDogg]

Would u rather shag Ginger or Mary Ann?

Gilligan?

[abba]

(PigDogg @ Jun. 17 2010,20:49)   Would u rather shag Ginger or Mary Ann?    

Would a rain-check be out of the question? Even if experience is often considered a plus.

(Ginger is about four years older than the other one,  Miss Nevada of 1959. )

[TEXASMAC]

That is only a 3 hour tour.