Ladyboy odors...

[jimslim]

Ladyboys smell like marzipan

[donnykey]

(sukhumvitpoler @ May 16 2010,19:34) I see shit is doing quite well in the polls.

I had a shit free fucking time of about 3 months, now its coming back again.... probably something to do with low season or the red shirts or something.....

Or maybe it's not having a bum washer in your bathroom.

[guydesavoy]

Sounds like he needs more than a bidet...

[robbo]

your a dirty bastard Suk.
however,the onion remedy is as follows,
1 upon arrival at your room,remove onion from your ladyboys ass.
2 wash said onion and put in a secure place that is easy to hand this can be used by yourself on yourself by insertion should you ladyboy display a very large weapon that you may feel may damage your bottom..acting as a bottom no entry plug.
3 finely grate two lemons 2 carrotts and one orange,liquidise.
4 after your date has showered instruct her onto the treatment table and begin by rubbing into body all over the afore prepared treatment.
5 assume the normal positions after this .
6 if onion smells persist give your date 1000 baht,hit the streets for alternative veggie smelling delights with a few to trying mayby cabbage and broccoli.

[Road Runner]

(kahuna @ May 16 2010,11:48) "I love the smell of ladyboy in the morning."

     


I like having a good feel of a ladyboy in the morning.    

(Tomcat @ May 16 2010,12:05) If you twist the question on its head i would think Ladyboys also have an opinion on their farangi partners

Yes and many of them are less than complimentary!

RR.

[PILOS]

"Do you smell that? It's ladyboy son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of ladyboy in the morning." - Kahuna

... and in the afternoon and in the evening and at night ... anytime ... I especially like the Soi Croc possibilities and the Soi Diana ones --- when the LB dances wildly, the sweat pouring off her --- BF her, get her back to the room ... UMMMMM

[Lefty]

(Jake_Sully @ May 16 2010,06:05) It doesn't mean they have bad hygeine or anything but you are what you eat and in that heat.. you'll sweat.

Personally I find garlic the worst which is why I won't eat it but other than that you notice it but so what.. I'm not that picky about smells unless its either poop or cig smoke. I can't tolerate those 2.

Those are the two things that I don't like either. Most lbs though are very good about arsehole cleanliness. The cig smoke though, yuck, and unfortunately most lbs smoke. Heck for that matter most falang smoke and most bars are too smoky and this is with a law against smoking in bars. That law was a real joke huh?
Well, I recall how one certain Welsh friend handles excess falang induced cig smoke in a bar, and maybe it is not so bad an idea for some more of us to follow his lead.  

[Lefty]

(kahuna @ May 16 2010,17:48) "Do you smell that? It's ladyboy son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of ladyboy in the morning."

My favorite old gay uncle totally fucking rocks!!!

[alyssats]

this thread is funny i couldnt believe some ladyboy/ts girls stinks lol

im a very clean person shower everyday and even sometimes i shower 5 times a day lol

most of my clientelle said i smell good thanks to my rare and expensive chanel parfum also sometimes victoria secrets fragrances are great

but you know some of my regulars have requested me not to put any parfum/fragrances i think they are scared their wife/gf might be able to smell them after lol

[sukhumvitpoler]

i was just eating my dinner. I had to give up on it because this thread brought back a bad memory of getting my condom covered cock completly covered in yellow ladyboy shit once. The smell killed off half of my brain cells, made my cock go limp and i lost the use of my right arm. Im also in a wheel chair now

HELP ME UP THE STAIRS LADS!!!! I WANT TO GO TO CASCADES BAR!

[tomscam]

(sukhumvitpoler @ May 26 2010,22:23) i was just eating my dinner. I had to give up on it because this thread brought back a bad memory of getting my condom covered cock completly covered in yellow ladyboy shit once. The smell killed off half of my brain cells, made my cock go limp and i lost the use of my right arm. Im also in a wheel chair now  

HELP ME UP THE STAIRS LADS!!!! I WANT TO GO TO CASCADES BAR!

This is a rather dramatic outcome SP.



If you don't like a shitty cock then possibly post-ops might be more your go.

Between titty milk and a smelly cock you don't seem be enjoying yourself much?

[sukhumvitpoler]

im battling on lol  

im a trooper!

Through the wind, hail, snow, smog, curfew, rain, shit, tit milk and onion smells i will never give up!

There are hot ladyboys out there that need fucking!!!!!

I will fuck them on the beaches, i will fuck them on their beds and i as a true Brit will show true grit and battle on when she hasnt had a shit

[alyssats]

if youre into anal, ENEMA is your friend and youll have no problem with any shit at all

also please for the powerbottom TS admirer/chasers douche yourself im getting tired fucking guys asses with all those messy **** lol

[sukhumvitpoler]

what is the difference between a normal bottom and a power bottom?

chilli?

[alyssats]

(sukhumvitpoler @ May 27 2010,04:39) what is the difference between a normal bottom and a power bottom?  

chilli?

no comment lol