This is my trip report...

[thegame925]

Sorry to hear, after all your pre-planning, that you were hit by a bug.


That aside, you did have some fun and gave us all an amusinng report, for which we thank you.

Previous Page 5 - Post Number: 98 & 99 manarak
Posted on: Aug. 01 2009,18:07
Ninew - or New

I see we have "written on the same paper" viz:

» The TRIP REPORTS Forum » The old man visits Pattaya
Post Number: 74 Posted on: Mar. 30 2008,07:22
Wednesday 26th March 2008 €“

Evening & Night-Time adventures.

It was late, I was perspiring (again) and I went into La Bamba. It was nearing 2 am.  There were only a four girls there, and two were drunk (no names, no pack drill), plus Alis, plus someone I had not seen before.

The sober girl was called New.

New was slim, a great pair of boobs, nice hair, but facially not my type.

Still, I was too hot to keep searching, so I bar-fined her and we walked out towards the hotel.

New said that she was hungry so I fed her as we passed some small Thai food-place. She told me she had spent 3 years in Bangkok in a Beauty Salon, and from that she had earned the money for her breast augmentation surgery. Her mother was a nurse at a hospital in some Province whose name I do not remember. The nursing connection had allowed her to obtain a 25% reduction on the surgery costs.

She had come to Pattaya and La Bamba towards the end of February and in the thirty days that she had been at La Bamba, had been Short-Timed only 3 times, and had never done LT.

She was not on a staff salary, but her mother helped her with finances. I got the impression that she might move home soon and try some other line of work.

Once showered and on the bed, I found that New was very sexually inexperienced; she had nice skin and lovely boobs, was hard, but it was all sort of sweetly boring.

After she came, I attempted to top her, but she was too nervous and there was no way I wanted her to experience any pain.

I felt that she was really not cut out for €œThe Life€.

Luckily, I had said to her that although I might make our night long-time, it might have to be ST, because I was really very tired.
A couple of hours after we arrived I suggested she might like to go home, because I was really tired.

New was a little upset because she thought she was staying all night. I gave her the LT rate that she had asked when we discussed rates in La Bamba plus some extra money for a private song-tau or taxi.
I did not ask her to play my little game; I thought that if she got it wrong, she would really start crying.

I did not bother to take any photos, but I want this TR to be complete, so the photo below is the one taken by Burenboy on 27th February 2008 €“PATTAYA ~ The Ladyboy Bars & Stars! » La Bamba Bar Post Number 517.I hope you do not mind Burenboy.

Socrates999 Posted on: Mar. 30 2008,11:32

(thegame925 @ Mar. 30 2008,08:22)

Wednesday 26th March 2008 €“ Evening & Night-Time adventures.

... The sober girl was called New. Slim, a great pair of boobs, nice hair, but facially not my type.
Still, I was too hot to keep searching, so I bar-fined her and ...
She had come to Pattaya and La Bamba towards the end of February and in the thirty days that she had been at La Bamba, had been Short-Timed only 3 times, and had never done LT. ...

...........
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RE New: Great personality, funny, always a huge smile, luscious breasts. All around great girl. I concur about her face. Fortunately for many LBs (AND for me, as I am no longer the young stud that I never was  ) , personality trumps looks.

BTW, she would have had to have gone with you before Feb 27 for her "1 month" claim to be true. And she would have had to have gone with you before Jan 27 for her "never long time before" claim to be true.

As you know so well, ladyboy truth = whatever I think the white guy wants to hear.

thegame925    Post Number: 76 Posted on: Mar. 30 2008,15:51

Thank you Socrates999 for both your comments and for your input.

As for "the tales they tell", I report only that which they tell me and yes, I never believe much of that which they say.

However, I do think that what they say is, more often than not, that which is a combination of they want to believe about themselves and their limited English skills as well as that which they think the punter wants to hear.

[pacman]

Fortunately for many LBs (AND for me, as I am no longer the young stud that I never was  ) , personality trumps looks.

I agree with Socrates, New has a lovely personality. I found she grew on me, from the first cheeky grin in the internet shop opposite La Bamba to when I barfined her, she became ever more attractive.

That big smile of hers is genuine & she makes for the perfect GFE.  Recommended for those who are sick of the scam merchants who just want you to finish so they can race back to the bar for the next customer.

I love the pretty ones but they can be hard work. New made me feel....   brand New...      

[thegame925]

If we were playing "Six degrees of separation" we would make it a number of times in two ; but then so would many BMs.

(BTW, Thanks for your very supportive note P - I hope to be able to respond later next week, but I will enquire about C as you suggested).

[rossco]

New has found another occupation - she works along side Noi t the new Salon adjoining Sally's in Jomtien.
Two very pleasant and sincere darlings

[DexterH]

Could there be a Six degrees of Moo--? (name your ladyboy starlet)

-how would it be calculated?

[manarak]

... I continue my trip report ... please refrain from posting anymore of that degrees and kevin bacon crap - who is that kevin bacon anyway? Put that kind of thing into the fish box.


So... Ninew has a great personality and is a kind and balanced person.

After I sent her away, it was something like 11pm and I got hungry, so I tried the PBR room service.
I ordered kao pad gai and some pork with garlic. Neither was very tasty. The fried rice tasted bland and the pork was very chewy and full of tendons. Definitely not coming from the best piece of meat.
I never ordered again from PBR room service.

There's one thing in the PBR that is rather odd: you have to pay for laundry and room service as soon as they bring what you ordered, they don't put it on your bill. Is that a ploy to tickle more tips?


I slept a good night, went at 10 or 11 to get a breakfast at the villa diner, bought a couple of books and went back to the PBR. Then I read a couple hours one of the new Jason Bourne novels (written by Eric van Lustbader, because Robert Ludlum is most regrettably RIP now).
The new Bourne novels are ok, but I miss the original Ludlum style of the seventies and spy stories. Terrorism is not spionage. Also, all the new stories are about the same new old enemy: islamic terrorism. Clancy, Ludlum, Reich... they all write about the same and it gets old.
Bah...

So before I left Bangkok for my swiss zurich jail I bought 3 books by John Burdett. I've gotten as far as 50 pages through the first one, and I must say that guy has only limited writing skills, but the story makes up for it. Anyway, I read books for a good story and not for reading elegant use of english.
Plus, the stories take place in Bangkok, so I feel like I'm still in Thailand, and this is great.
The main character in the novel already visited Nana Plaza twice in the novel - what's not so great is that there is no Nana Plaza around here


... in the PBR, I read a couple of hours and then fell asleep for the afternoon.
I guess the flu caused a secondary infection, maybe in the lung, so that I was happy about my purchase of antibiotics.
I slept till 5pm, time to think about what to do in the evening.


There are people who criticized on this forum the location of the PBR. I can't support these opinions. The PBR is very conveniently located in the center, within reach of everything by foot:
- 5 mins to Obsessions/Kitten club
- 10 mins to walking street
- 15 mins to soi 6
- 10 mins to the baht bus terminal to Jomtien
- 5 mins to soi diana / bukao
Inspite of my fever, the 15-minute walk to soi 6 failed to make me sweat.

If you need a lift, there are motosaï taxis at the back entrance of the avenue mall until late in the night (3am?).

Plus the hotel's tuktuk will drive you half way to the Jomtien baht bus terminal (i.e. up soi 15 until shortly before the intersection with second road) or to soi bukao.


I headed back to Jomtien where I played pool a very long time with New, drinking one hot tea after another.
I then took her out for dinner at one of the beachside restaurants, where they serve grilled meat.
I was still feeling like shit, but I was hungry.

New had some exotic european food - I can't remember what, but she told it was delicious and that she never ate that before.
My grilled skewer combo was not bad, but neither was it good. It was just ok.
I guess I will have lots of research to do in Patts/Jomtien to find the places with quality food.

We headed back to the PBR, but I was struck by a new outbreak of fever, and this time got very very hot. I took my medicines and slumped only minutes after. no boom boom this night.
I woke up with New asleep by my side the next day. she left at about 9 am, I was again feeling like shit.

I wasn't hungry at all, but I forced myself to eat some cookies I bought in the 7-11, and sat down in the reading area of the PBR (second floor above reception). I would sit there a couple of times more in the next days.

There was one guy apparently staying there longtime (room on the second floor) with an older looking tall ladyboy with a great body (older looking doesn't mean old, but I would guess she was around 30).
I saw them coming in and out the PBR several times.


After my cookies were used up, and I was fed up reading the book, I went back to my room.
You must know I had brought quite a lot of work with me on the notebook, but I was so sick that I couldn't concentrate on anything.
I was checking mails and reading the last forum posts here when tiredness came over me again.
I slept until 4pm, and then I read some more.

I was feeling a little better and decided to explore Koh Larn the next day.
I would need to hire a cute guide with whom I can speak, so I headed back to the so What bar on Soi 6 that night...

[deepthroat]

Manarak, I've not read a TR in a few months, and have devoured yours from top to bottom. Great read and nice photos! Sorry to see Pattaya isn't sitting well with you but you are honest and accurate in most of your reportage.

I'm still curious about the incident with the nam pla you mention in the early stages ("more on this later") but the followup doesn't appear to have been typed yet...

[manarak]

Thanks for reminding me about the nam pla!

So, in the evening when I met SamplerDoc, we went to a small restaurant where I ate some rice and something else I don't remember.
Sometimes I like to eat my dishes "medium spicy" as the thais say, so I tried the nam pla - where tiny slices of chilli were swimming - using the tip of my fork.
It was spicy enough, alright, so I emptied the whole nam pla into my rice.
The rice tasted good and spicy with that addition, and I washed it down with a Leo.
I forgot completely about that rice... until noon the next day.

It was my first morning / lunch in Patts, and I went to explore restaurants for lunch, especially I wanted to find some food courts with tasty and cheap dishes.

So I pocketed a Pattaya guide at reception of PBR, put that in the backpocket (asspocket) of my shorts and off I went.
I checked out a few places (but not central festival, otherwise I would have lunched there) and finally ended up at the royal garden mall, where I climbed the elevators until I reached the food wave on the last floor.

That food court didn't have many customers, as almost every venue I visited in Pattaya. All restaurants were pretty much dead.
With Chinaman, we went to "Great American Rib" on Thepprasit road. We walked past half a dozen restaurants that were completely empty, with the staff watching TV.
At GAR, we were the only customers!

Back to Food Wave:
The food court is made for foreigners, everything is covered with plastic, and the dishes look bland. There is even a stall with russian dishes, pelimenje, jarkoye, etc.
There are specialized stalls for fruits, dishes from Isaan, Thai Royal cuisine, vietnamese, Chinese, Japanese, etc.

I ordered some fried rice, some fried pork neck from Isaan (I love that dish!! mmmmhh) and a big plate of watermelon.

As I said, there weren't many customers.
I went to sit outside, there is a nice view of Pattaya bay (I'll attach the pic in the next post).
Two tables away from me, an arab sat down with his "conquest" from the night before, no doubt. He ordered lots of food.

Anyway, I eat my pork neck, rice and watermelon.
Did I already say I love the fried pork neck ??

At the end of my meal, I did what I often do at that moment: I felt like a nice fart was in order, I didn't sit outdoors for nothing.
But I am also experienced in my body's ways in Asia, so I first probed cautiously.
There was something wrong with the probe!

Do you know that feeling as if you put toothpaste or arnika on your asshole?
Well, that was unmistakable, so I rose and went slowly to the toilet, doing small but quick steps, like the japanese geishas when they walk with those dumb wooden shoes.

I was just hoping that the probe had been small enough so that a dark stain wouldn't give away my botched attempt at a satisfying final fart for concluding my lunch.

The toilet was very pleasant and clean and the damage to the aft hull wasn't as great as I expected. The containment field (i.e. underwear) had done its work, and I then only had to purge the system.

The whole place filled up with a smell of nam pla, and my ass was burning!
Water, water and more water, mixed with tiny slices of chilli!!!
bah !

So, newbies, DON'T EMPTY THE WHOLE BUCKET OF NAM PLA INTO YOUR FOOD, DAMNIT.

When my ship was ready to sail again, I stuffed the damaged aft containment shield into a pocket, and headed to the exit.

Now something strange happened - I gave the girl my food court card, she processed it and then said something in an english that I couldn't understand, pointing at my ass.

Uh, I thought. Oh shit (my face must have had a strange expression).

She gestured some more, before I understood that she meant the Pattaya guide in my backpocket.

Phew !

So I give it to her and she rips off a 10% discount ticket from the backside of the guide.
Hmmm... I didn't even notice that I had that discount with me!

Amazing Thailand!

[manarak]

Nothing to do with my trip report, but I reached page 379 of John Burdett's "Bangkok Eight" and the story is really really great.

(there's a bookstore on suk, between soi 5 and 7 I think, where you can have a three for two deal on burdett books)

[manarak]

Still feverish I waddle all the way from the PBR to soi XY...
XXXXX isn't there, but as always in those cases, one of her LB colleagues works the phone and annonces "XXXXX went with motosaï, but she come now".

So I chat with YYYYYY while I wait.

Then comes XXXXX.
She looks happy to see me!
I like XXXXX because she's young, intelligent and speaks english well enough compared to the other girls.
I announce to her that we will visit Koh Larn the next day, and she looks very very happy.

We discuss and cuddle almost endlessly, but at some point I just barfine her and off we go to the PBR, but not without taking a motosaï to a market where they sell kao niow mamuang (sticky rice with mango).

XXXXX is new in the game and doesn't behave like a pro.
She's one of those LBs who are rather under-sexed and who would like to have the operation one day.
But that doesn't bar her from being turned on and getting passionate.
Her cock is unadequate for active sex, so I treat her like a lady.

After eating the kao niow mamuang, we have a very romantic session under the sheets, with lots of kissing and cuddling.
XXXXX is of a little heavier build than the other LBs I normally go with, but her body and skin are so soft...
She has lovely small and round hormone tits and her little friend got rock-hard while we kissed.

That's what I like so much about Ladyboys - they cannot fake sexual excitement as women can, at least when I don't know the woman.
I love getting feedback in everything I do.
XXXXX's cock was good feedback that what I was doing to her was appreciated.
XXXXX was tight, and she didn't lose her erection during intercourse.
I had a good time shagging her like a lady.

She told me she "finished" but I couldn't see more than a few drops - she said it is her way to cum.
I still have doubts about that - does anyone know if some LBs are known to be unable to cum when climaxing?

XXXXX was great and we fell asleep in each other's arms :-)

Next day... Koh Larn. We get the 13:00 boat (longtail for 300 baht per person), and arrive about 30 mins later.
I bought a swimsuit for XXXXX and then we had lunch.
The food was okay, but nothing overwhelming.
Then XXXXX has a motosaï taxi take us to his homebase, i.e. where the bottles of petrol are lined up on a small table, and there we rent a motorbike until 17:00.
XXXXX drove - quite fast at moments, but we visited the whole island.

I must say I expected better of Koh Larn.

The whole island looks like it was abandoned twenty years ago (or thirty?).
There are some bungalow complexes around the island, but most of them look abandoned, the pools are full with rotting mud, snakes and old coconuts. Weeds grow everywhere.
The roadside police station on the hill was very picturesque, featuring an outdoor iron cage for prisoners.

The water was the most disappointing.
It is nowhere as clear as I expected to find on an Island 30 mins away from the coast.
It can be compared to the water of the northern atlantic ocean after a storm.
Is there any information on how clean the seawater is on Koh Larn?

Here is a pic of XXXXX - I love her looks without makeup!

P.S.
as you can see this post has been slightly edited, because my crush is being shy.

[Cockeyed]

Manarak, it's a great read. I love the honesty and the interesting & varied detail. A really good word-picture of your time in LOS.

And some well-chosen girls - not always perfect, but clearly good to spend time with.

I particularly noted your comparison of Patts and Bkk - bigger more masculine LBs in Patts, etc.
I certainly had that impression on my first visit to both last year. My 2nd trip starts in 13 days time and it will be interesting to see if I still find the same.

Anyway .. great TR. Many thanks.

[TEXASMAC]

Manarak, if you need a roomie I turn 50 in February and can retire in Thailand.

[pacman]

(manarak @ Aug. 10 2009,14:40) At the end of my meal, I did what I often do at that moment: I felt like a nice fart was in order, I didn't sit outdoors for nothing.
But I am also experienced in my body's ways in Asia, so I first probed cautiously.
There was something wrong with the probe!

Never, ever trust a fart in Thailand...      

So, newbies, DON'T EMPTY THE WHOLE BUCKET OF NAM PLA INTO YOUR FOOD, DAMNIT.

Treat that stuff with respect. It is a condiment to be used sparingly. The long term over-consumption of chilli in LOS has resulted in tens of thousands of locals having serious stomach problems.

Do they still tour the villages showing the public health film that warned them of the danger of eating too much chilli?

When my ship was ready to sail again, I stuffed the damaged aft containment shield into a pocket, and headed to the exit.

Bravo...      

Your use of metaphors makes this TR that much more enjoyable to read.

This is superb prose - ships ready for sail instead of "wiped my arse" & damaged aft containment shield reads far better than "soiled undies".

It sounds so much more......        romantic    

[sev7en]

(manarak @ Jul. 31 2009,01:28) Pattaya is very much a shithole.

Yep, it sure is.
Nice reporting, manarak! Thanks

[halla]

Agreed! The best thing that happened to me on my first visit to Pattaya was that somebody took me away.