This is my trip report...

[manarak]

(johnlbx @ Aug. 01 2009,04:46)

(manarak @ Jul. 30 2009,11:53) for the record, I'm maybe about 5 feet 4, .....

You talk about Pattaya LB's being Amazons and that doesn't match my impression but when I saw that you're 5'4" then that explains a lot.   At 6'1"  myself all the girls I've been with have been shorter unless wearing very high heels.

ok, I did the conversion... I am 169 cm = 5' 6.5".

A lot of LBs in Pattaya also look quite manly.

NEP is so much easier.

I pulled absolute stunners yesterday and the day before from Obsessions/Cascades !

[rossco]

Manarak - nice trip report and good to meet you.

I agree that Pattaya is a shit hole if you only see the 3 Sq Kms bounded by Pattaya Tai/Pattaya Nua and Beach Road and 3rd Road.

You cannot take a city like Sydney as represented by Kings Cross or the Red Light district to represent Amsterdam.

There are many places out of town to visit. Not forgetting your interest in the 20 Golf Courses within 45 minutes of town centre.

Pattaya LBs are more dispersed unlike Nana where you have all the eye candy in one concentrated place - Nana. Some guys enjoy the smaller more spread out venues in Pattaya - I think Pattaya is less intense.

Most visitors only see the night spots because that is what they came here for. For those who can make it up in the morning there are a good few attractions to enjoy the daylight hours - as it is daylight you will not see any LBs!

There is Golf, Go Karting near Bali Pier (good fun for a group), Nong Nooch gardens, Crocodile farm, Million Year stone park, Elephant sanctuary, 4 wheel drive expedition. There are a host of cinemas/10 pin bowling and as for eating - anything from Algeria to Zimbabwe. Like any town there are good and bad, good value and rip off. You are correct in the new mall has some great reasonably priced eating houses - the DimSum at Canton House is great value

Next time, health permitting, take in some other activities. If you want help with Golf let me know in advance.

[Ivor Biggun]

If its a major pain in the ass you're doing it the wrong way Great summation of Patts though- 3-4 days is the most I can normally put up with, you have far more 'staying power'

[manarak]

Rossco, yes, what you say is true.

I went outside the city limits, therefore I said when one gets out of Pattaya, the country is looking like Thailand again.

I have played golf twice with the chaps of the golf club on soi LK. They are good company.
We went to Green Valley and Siam Country Club.
The rental clubs were a real pain, especially the huge offset on the irons.
I normally play steel shafted blades, and was given graphite shafted cavity irons with huge offset! Managed to break 90 at Siam though.
At least I brought my shoes.

There is Golf, Go Karting near Bali Pier (good fun for a group), Nong Nooch gardens, Crocodile farm, Million Year stone park, Elephant sanctuary, 4 wheel drive expedition. There are a host of cinemas/10 pin bowling and as for eating - anything from Algeria to Zimbabwe. Like any town there are good and bad, good value and rip off. You are correct in the new mall has some great reasonably priced eating houses - the DimSum at Canton House is great value

Yes... I like most of the activities you listed.

[KingofNANA]

Liking your sensible style of both maneuvering and reporting a lot.

And the clever espionage set up in the beginning is

[as it is]

wow manarak,i read your report and am thinking is this the same place i just return from.you really picked the eyes out of the place,you shag the beaten favourites,maybe wear high heels next time to ezy bar .i too get flu bad sweats all night felt like i was in the pool,last night thank fuck.iam always pissed and up someones arse to even look at the rubbish in the streets.but thanks for sharing your experience.

[pacman]

(s69 @ Aug. 01 2009,05:25)   so what  r u gonna say to the pacman?? he sponsors the  Pookie  !!!   ask B kahuna he has his own view of things ! lol

pacman  

I have never sponsored Pookie, but I do think she is a sweet kid...

I am glad to hear her performance has improved, I remember the nervous young katoey she was when we crossed swords...        

As for what should be said to me, I hope the same thing that I always like to hear - "Please tell when to stop buying beer"      

S69          

[manarak]

I'll carry on now...

After Shagging Pookie, I felt the temperature going up again, inspite of taking paracetamol in high dosage.
So off I went to the pharmacy and then the 7-11 at the intersection of soi 15 and soi bukhao.

Bought some antibiotics, codeine, sleeping pills and more paracetamol.
At the 7-11, bought some water, snacks, cookies and gyozas, which they warmed up for me.
Back to the room where I ate my gyozas and medications.
Fever was quite high, and I watched some movies on the movie channels.

BTW, I am at the DIG in bkk now, and they don't have these channels? Movie 2, movie 5, ... etc?
What network are they on?

That evening I also began coughing heavily, and the next days were difficult, with high temperature and heavy coughing, plus tiredness in the afternoon - often I slept between 2pm and 4pm.

The next day I spent as described above, but decided to do something in the evening.

So I went to Sally's bar in Jomtien - Sampler Doc had toured me around in my first evening, so I knew the Tutu and Tata (or something similar), another bar nearby of which I forgot the name, and Sally's bar.
I like the relaxed atmosphere there, and you get to play on a really very big and difficult pool table for free, or at least for free as long as you supply your LB with drinks.

That evening, I ordered a lot of hot tea and played pool with Ninew (see attached photo).
"I take care you, I doctor"
Some moments later DonnyKey also came to Sally's bar. He likes the girl with the long legs, I forgot her name - Donny, can you fill in the gaps?

After some time of playing pool and many teacups later, Ninew and me headed back to the PBR.

[manarak]

Ninew - or New was eager to please.
I saw Ninew or New, because most of the girls have several names.
First, there is their real first name, the one on their ID, that would be a boy's name (for ladyboys).
Then there is their nickname, given when they are young within the family. Some nicknames cannot be used for females, so ladyboys sometimes change their nickname for something more feminine.
Then many girls also have a "barname", which is also a nickname, but for use in the bar "to make easy for customer".

Ninew = nickname
New = barname

anyway, I digress...
Ninew is a nice, fun person and looks prettier than on the pic above.

She did everything she could to make me happy and ended up shagging me.
I was just too damaged by the flu to be a good playmate, so I rushed my performance and then her to the door, to catch a good night of sleep.

[jprc2]

Thank you for the trip report. I like your style (I like reading...)
I hope you got this job by the way...

[jprc2]

Thank you for the trip report. I like your style (I like reading...)
I hope you got this job by the way...

[s69]

well it's a lovely TR manarak, with regardes too neiw!!! a nice girl & no bits about it... but ur cold was something u should have been able2 handle... then again u did well! lol

[donnnnnny]

Manarak good to meet you in guess and at the fahitas night at shenanigans. i think we also met one night at JSB but i couldbe wrong. good reprt and glad you had a great time cheers donnnnny

[manarak]

thx for the encouragements!

I will continue writing more to this TR, but I don't have much time now.

I missed the job, because corporate managers are not lying like our thai friends, in fact they are lying much more and more perfidly.

"No problem, no need to book a flight from holidays, we will chat when you are back" of farang-manager-speak really meant on the 3rd of Aug when I contacted him about the job: "Well, we hired someone already".
sorry if I don't wai you, asshole.

on the bright side, my giant flower pot using the kids' pool on the balcony worked like a charm, all my plants are ok!

And if I had mild doubts about moving to Thailand during my stay in Pattaya, those doubts have evaporated since I'm back in Switzerland.
Thailand it is.

[Snick]

See you soon --- neighbor