Trip Report 2 - Nov. 26 to Dec. 6

[zaron]

Nov. 26 to December 6th

Day 1

Arrive in BKK on the evening of November 26th. The rush of arriving in Thailand is palpable. I get out of the plane and literally sprint from the plane to passport control. After an agonizing wait in a line with people who apparently don't know how a line works, I am through! In order not to waste a moments time I only have bring a carry on, I sprint past baggage claim and only stop to get some baht and am on my way to Majestic Suites for my only night in BKK.

This is no Pattaya but I love the convenience of so many hotties crammed into such a small area.  Nana Plaza must have the most ladyboys per square meter of any place ever. My mission tonight is to hit every lb spot in the nana area; to my knowledge these are:
Guess Bar, Obsessions, Cassanova, Temptation, Rodeo Bar (or something similar) and Cascades.

I start out at Guess Bar, as it is the geographic outlier, very relaxed pace.  There are some hot veteran talent and some femboys who are trying to work their way up.  I have come here a couple of times but never taken anyone here. I strike up a conversation with one of the resident superstars, she is pretty good but there is not much chemistry there and this is my first stop of the evening so I decline the bar fine. Also, I have gotten to the point that unless a superstar has a must see attraction a la particularly appetizing equipment down below, I am generally not that interested as the ho hum €“ just another dick attitude kills it. So I decide to move to the mother load that is nana.  

Head to Obsessions, I love this place but it is almost too much.  I know this bar is not that small physically because I have been there when it was empty (before the current owners) but it is packed wall to wall with ladyboys and punters which makes it feel Closter phobic.  It is so full that half the ladyboys don't have a place to sit. Quantity is there but so is quality as these are almost all feminine and passable types. The downside is that it is so crowded and I am getting so much attention that I can't make up my mind.  I would almost say that Obsessions is too much of a good thing.

Next move is to Cassanova, last time I was there I took a cutie named Franky, so I wanted to see if she was still there. No luck, she had stopped working which she e-mailed and told me she was doing to go back to school but who knew that she actually did it. Well good luck to her.  After about 2 minutes, I had a gaggle of shemales surround me. Btw, at Casanova, they are shemales not ladyboys.  Within minutes I had a hand going up each leg of my shorts and down the front. I usually enjoy a little sampling in the bar but this was a bit much so I chose one and sent the other 2 away.  After a beer for me and a lady drink for her, we both had our hands full. It is good fun but the ladyboys here come off as too battle hardened for my taste. Moving on.

Temptation Bar, this place is a run down mess but the ladyboys do have a very proactive attitude.  When I walk by and look in, I am literally pulled into the bar and seated.  I look around, I will admit that most of the ladyboys here are average at best and some are down right ugly. I get a couple of ladyboys perched around me. After fooling around a bit one of the more aggressive ones called Nat (I don't know how many Nats I have met but it is getting ridiculous) pops her own goods out and places my hand firmly on her rather large engorged appendage. I am impressed with her size, so get her a lady drink and send the rest away. She is a tall femboyish type with blotchy skin.  She got me hot and bothered and seemed like I did the same for her but I was a man on a mission and I will not finish two shy of my goal.

I popped into Rodeo Bar. Rather short stop, not much talent on display. I had a quick beer and left.  This place has a lot of potential if they could get a bit more lively and attractive ladyboys in place. Will have to check on it again in the future.

Onto Cascades, this place is the mecca of ladyboys. It is a lot like Obsessions but bigger. I just could not believe how many attractive ladyboys there are here.  My head literally swiveled left to right the whole time I was there. Again, there was just too many options for me to be able to make a decision.  Mission accomplished.

I decide to head back down stair to temptation bar and grab nat.  She is excited to see me and we are both ready to go. Barfine, back to hotel.  We get down to business straight away. She is hung and up for everything. She is both an enthusiastic giver and taker.  A lot of fluids fly and my first night ends in satisfaction.

Name: Nat
Location: Temptation Bar (BKK)
Looks: 3.00
Endowment: Large (long and thick)
Experience:  3.75 Good sex but not the best looker and was a bit lazy the next morning, had a tough time getting her to vacate my room.
Comments: Versatile

[rxpharm]

Zaron, thanks for sharing and looking forward to more of your trip report. I think Cowboy bar, must be Carnival Bar - former gg bar, with the mechanical bull.

[Guest]

great start

Nat is ok, enjoyed time with her on few occasions


steviep

[zaron]

(rxpharm @ Dec. 19 2009,22:53) Zaron, thanks for sharing and looking forward to more of your trip report. I think Cowboy bar, must be Carnival Bar - former gg bar, with the mechanical bull.

Yes, it is Carnival Bar. I was on my 5th or 6th beer at that point so my memory becomes lax, you will probably see a lot of that throughout the trip.

[deepthroat]

Awesome start! This should prove to be an amazing read, please keep the posts coming!

Also, what is the scale for your rating system? Is it 1 (bad) to 5 (best) stars?

[zaron]

(deepthroat @ Dec. 20 2009,01:07) Awesome start! This should prove to be an amazing read, please keep the posts coming!

Also, what is the scale for your rating system? Is it 1 (bad) to 5 (best) stars?

Thanks, I try. Yep - it is 1 to 5.

[koykaeng]

(zaron @ Dec. 19 2009,22:27) Btw, at Casanova, they are shemales not ladyboys.  

Great start Zaron, a very easy & enjoyable read.

I loved that line about the Casanova girls, that's funny.

Looking forward to reading more about your exploits.

Thanks for posting.

Cheers
Koykaeng

[zaron]

Day 2

I get up around 9 AM, Nat is not stirring but I let her be as there is sometime until I need to check out. I watch some tv and take a nap myself. Around 10 AM I feel like I am up for another round, so I ever so gently nudge her with my disco stick.  She is fairly responsive, and we get down to business again. There isn't much this ladyboy isn't willing to do except maybe get out of bed.  Once the deed is done I let us rest for a while then I try get the ball rolling on my exit strategy. At this point I get a call from reception reminding me check out is apparently at 11:30 AM. Ouch, I have to get a move on.  I explain that I need to get out of here as quickly as possible in my best thinglish, not quite cutting it. I speak the universal language of legal tender (aka 2k baht) and we reach a quick understanding.

I take a quick shower and get to check out at 11:31.  I grab a bite to eat near the hotel and then I am off to get the next bus from Ekamai to Pattaya.
After a 2 hour bus ride full of anticipation, I finally reach Pattaya and my hotel for this trip, LK Renaissance on Soi Diana.  This place is a decent hotel that attempts to be high end. The hotel fall a little short in the fact that although they seemed to have spared no expense in terms of furniture and furnishings, they seemed to cut corners in installation of said finishing and maintenance. Seems contrary to common sense in a country where cost of labor is cheap but capital is hard to come by, but this probably only the tip of the iceberg about things I don't understand about Thailand.

After taking a rest and freshening up, I decide to head out and get to work. If I could only get paid for drinking and mongering, maybe next lifetime.  I decide to make a pub crawl via soi buakhow and soi 7 & 8 to soi 6. First stop is Pook Bar is soi Buakhow, I wanted to check on Aum and see if there was any new talent. Aum was apparently out, presumably on long time.  Looking around, nothing caught my eye.  Moved on via back streets to Soi 8 and popped into Blue Dragon for a drink. Blue Dragon is a bar half way down soi 8 on the right hand side if you are facing beach road.  This place is not particularly lively, but maybe it was a bit early or because it is a very big space with only a few staff. I think they could do much more with this place. Maybe some music and pole dancing would help as the ladyboys seemed a bit kekeat. Walking around, I noticed some more attractive ladyboys mixed in with the gg talent. I hit a few of these places on Soi 8 on my way to beach road and take some mental notes but I am still a bit shy about hitting on ladyboys in mixed gg / ladyboy bar. I don't know why.

Finally end up at soi 6 Pook Bar.  A lot of hot ladyboys dancing around, sports on the tube and cold beer in my hand.  This is the Thailand that I miss so much.  After, a short while a cute little impish femboy with dark exotic features plops down next to me, we play around for a while as I down a couple of beers. She is apparently Cambodian which explains her somewhat exotic look.  This intrigues me as it seems a bit more exotic. After a couple of beers, I decide on the bar fine and a roll in the hay. I make sure to explain are excursion is contingent on the fact that I am going to butterfly, likely from the same bar. I get the verbal confirmation and we are off. My night begins in one Pook and ends in another.

We go back to the room and I confirm she is a femboy, her equipment is proportional to her size but fully functioning.  Quite fun and enthusiastic, I would recommend her for a change of pace. I can't quite gather her name now as it few too many beers at that point, so I will call her Cappuccino.

Name: Cappuccino
Location: Pook Soi 6
Looks: 3.50
Endowment: Medium to small
Experience:  3.50 Good sex, was genuinely energetic and enthusiastic.
Comments: Versatile

[Bumpa STIKKA]

Good stuff, zaron...

[Foggy]

Nice report Zaron..... the best plan is no plan and Pattaya allows u to have heaps of fun at any time...

Looking forward to the next installment...

[Guest]

any pics???

[EyeMahk]

(zaron @ Dec. 20 2009,23:12) The hotel fall a little short in the fact that although they seemed to have spared no expense in terms of furniture and furnishings, they seemed to cut corners in installation of said finishing and maintenance. Seems contrary to common sense in a country where cost of labor is cheap but capital is hard to come by, but this probably only the tip of the iceberg about things I don't understand about Thailand.

The quote of the day.

As for this --- get used to it!

[zaron]

Day 3

Cappuccino was good fun but I was not going to do a repeat.  It was time for her to go.  I went downstairs and got breakfast, wasn't anything to write home about so I won't.  I decided to walk around a bit while the cleaning ladies turned down my room.  Pattaya, really isn't much to look at during the day, so I decided to go back and rest up a bit.

After meandering about for the day, I finally get motivated around 7 PM. Grabbed some dinner and started to head to Soi 7. The plan of attak for tonight is start there and drink my way to Walking Street. Walking up Soi 7, I see raging party going on second beer bar on the right, with a band and girls dancing on small stage. Seemed like an auspicious spot to start. Sat down and got a beer.  So I start scanning the staff who are mostly entertaining the rest of the customers.  When I look behind the bar what do I see but two very attractive ladyboys.  One is obvious, not because she is masculine in any fashion but rather because she is somewhat tall and too sexy to be a regular bar girl. The second one is jaw droopingly beautiful, she is also a bit taller than the regular bar girls but again exceptionally beautiful, so much so that I have to believe it is a ladyboy.  

The one I want to approach is the second one, the one that has me searching the floor for my jaw.  Unfortunately for me, she is working the register and try as I might I can't get her attention. I down another beer, I make a mental note of the bar and the ladyboy is already seared into my memory so I move on for now. I grab a couple of other drinks along the way to second road.  

On second road, I stop at the Hema Cabaret for a show.  Last trip I had taken Poy of the massive cock fame from the bar but she is nowhere to be seen.  There is another femboy hanging around so I chat with her for a bit and she runs off to one of the adjacent bars to get something. Just then, Poy shows up so I strike up a conversation. The other ladyboy gets back and seems a little miffed but no issue. So I talk with Poy a while but I don't feel it right now and it is still to early. So after I finish my beer I get back on my way.  

When I get to Soi Yamato, I detour in to stop first at La Bamba where I have a drink and a couple of hands groping me as I down it.  This is a decent place but for some reason I have never taken anyone from this bar, same tonight.

Next up is Stringfellows' Bar, a perennial pit stop. I like to stop in here every so often. I have enjoyed the company of Suzi Q / Salami in the past and like to check in on her whenever I am in the neighborhood.  She is in tonight, must be early.  I get her a drink. We chat for a bit, she shows me her finished home and some other pictures on her phone. She is a smart one, if maybe a little too seasoned. After a while she starts pressing for the bar fine but I can tell that she is feeling lazy tonight and it won't be a good session for me if I take her.  I decide to take off when it is her turn to dance.

On to Walking Street where things become a bit blurry.  I grab a couple of beers at one of  the beer bars just after Linda Bar and watch the ladyboys selling their wares. After a good couple of hours hanging around walking street and going to some gg gogo bars, I decide on a night cap at Pook Bar Soi Boukhow.

To my delight, Pook at Soi Boukhow seems to be the ladyboy hub post 2 AM as many of the ladyboy from the other Pook Bar migrate here.  I notice one such ladyboy that had caught my eye last trip.  A slender dark skinned femboy type with braided hair. She has delicate facial feature which I like. Also, she had in the past been fairly aggressive in courting my business but Far had cut her off last time.  No such problems tonight. We chat a bit and she tells me her name and back ground. She is Cambodian decent but I can't place her name though I think it may have been something like Naka. I am starting to think Cambodia may be the next frontier for ladyboy lust.  We head off and have a good night together. She is medium endowment and fairly passive.  We pass a good night together that ends around 4:30 AM, fairly late or early depending on how you look at it.

Good times.

Name: Naka
Location: Pook Soi 6 (Picked up at Pook Soi Buakhow)
Looks: 4.00 (Femboy scale)
Endowment: Medium to small
Experience:  3.00 Good sex, delicate look
Comments: Smokes, so if the smell of smoke bothers you don't bother

[eltel]

Great report.

Do you have plans to provide any photos?

[zaron]

Day 4

Got up really late today, my date from the night before did not leave until well into the afternoon. Outside of getting my room cleaned up, I didn't get out until early evening. Decided to head back to Soi 6 as it generally treats me well. Today I happened upon the owner's party. They had a pretty fancy set up so I decided to stick around for a beer. It seemed like a good time but most people seemed to know each other, so I decided to go somewhere where everybody knows your name and they are always glad you came: Pook Bar Soi 6. Take a seat at the bar by the pool table. The bar maid knows what I want without asking, Singha €“ thank you. This seat is a particularly good seat today as I have the very good view of Nok (I think), she has braided hair, light creamy skin and cute face, sort of looks like a female version of the thai buddah with a little too much make up. She is playing pool with another cute ladyboy. What catches my eye is that she wearing a very short dress, everytime she bends over to smack some balls around, her dress works her way up and her beautiful round ass pops out. It is the most beautiful ass I have seen to date; round, creamy and firm. My gaze was firmly affixed on her bottom for the better part of an hour. Finally, I down my second beer make a mental note to return.

I decide to head to the Soi 7 bar where I had spotted the hot ladyboy on Day 3. As luck has it she is there and not sequester behind the cash machine today. So after taking a seat and getting half a beer in me, I make my move and get her attention and call her over. Patty's English is not so good but she is even hotter up close and personal. The other ladyboy comes over also, probably to help her friend communicate.
We start talking about clubs to go out to in Pattaya, always a good topic to use as ladyboys and bar girls alike get excited about the prospects of drinking and clubbing. The other ladyboy throws out a bunch of clubs many that I knew like Marina Disco, Tony, etc. There was also club NAB which I did not know but had heard was associated with Alcazar show, both ladyboys became particularly excited when talking about this place. Then, the other ladyboy proposed that we all go there. I wasn't so hot on that idea, I doubted that this would have ended in the best possible experience for me. So I nixed that idea and the other ladyboy lost interest and floated away. I tell her I want to just take her, we agree on details and slip out. It is now 11PMish, so I figure it is a good time to make our way.

We take a baht bus and get off in North Pattaya and walk towards beach road down what seems like a parking lot. Then I see why both ladyboys were so excited, NAB is a man club, worse yet it looks fancy a.k.a. expensive man club. Well, I am apprehensive but we are here already and it makes for a good story to tell, so I we go in. The place is even fancier inside. There is a stage in the center where there are a bunch of buys dancing in some costume or another and a sparse crowd around the stage ogling the dancers, Perverts! We take a seat in the back wall on what I thought was a love seat but is actually a two seater swing. You just don't see fancy shit like this in straight clubs, why?

Anyway, time goes on and the place starts to pack up. My date excuses herself to go to the bathroom and goes out. I start getting a little bored, I had come here with the expectation that there would be a cabaret show, no luck so far. That said it is a nice club and Patty has been an excellent date. Sometimes you take lady / ladyboy out and they lose their mind, asking for this or that. This one is demure to the point of being almost shy, I like this.

I need to go to the bathroom now, so I make my way through the gauntlet of thronging masses without a hassle. Once I get to the restroom, there is a cadre a bathroom boys who are there to help you go to the bathroom(?). I have been to thai clubs before, so I know this is the norm but as I am not used to someone touching me while I pee, I wave off the back rub before the guy even reaches for me. The bathroom boy seems disappointed, but there is hope for a tip yet as he is ready to turn on the faucet for me. I don't know who if anyone enjoys this level of attention in the bathroom but I certainly don't, so I get out of there and back to my seat ASAP.

The cabaret show is finally on and we both watch it. It is pretty entertaining though not enough for me to come here again. Once the show is done, I am pretty ready to call it a night and so is Patty, good girl.

We head back for a night pleasure. I enjoy her beauty, she is a work of art to me. Unfortunately, her ultra feminine nature comes at the hormone induced cost that we all know is the trade off. All in all, for this beauty the trade off was worth it.

Name: Patty (unconfirmed €“ bad memory again but the direct to her bar is correct and when you see her you will know €“ assuming you can pick her out as a lb)
Location: Soi 7 Bar
Looks: 5.0
Endowment: Medium to small
Experience: 2.50 ok sex, lacked passion but could get hard
Comments: Bottom