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    one of the model sent this to me, asking for  a translation; I told her not to bother  LOL.


    same old story......when going to Thailand and trying to pre-contact a model,  best to just say "Hi Pim,My name is Tom and I will be in Bangkok next month for a few days; can we meet up? please send mobile number".  You think ladyboys understand words like "Fusion", "Introspective" "Entrepreneurial"?, etc, or really give a good fuck?

         they don't understand or care about this type of nonsense;

       


    Dear XXXXX




    I found you on the web site; . My name is Ross. I am searching for a TS for a serious long term relationship. Not just a one night stand, not just sex. I am sincere and I am not just seeking a sexual fantasy or first time experience... been there done that long time ago. I want a friend and a lover and hopefully it will lead to a LTR.




    I am much more comfortable and familiar with transsexuals and transgendered women than most people. I have even read the entire text of the Harry S. Benjamin Standards of Care for Transsexuals. I will be happy to tell you the whole story of how I went down this path to know so much about transgenderism. I don't consider myself gay or even bi, but I know people must have their labels. It is your femininity that I am attracted to.




    I am 44 years old, 5'5" and a slim 130 lbs. I am divorced for 3 years now. I have two wonderful children who are still small (I married late in life). My daughter is 8 and my son is 6. I would like to find someone who loves kids as much as I do; I have them each other weekend. I am a professional. I have two careers, aviation and computers, both in sales and marketing.




    I live in CA, in the Los Angeles area. I know it is a little far. I don€™t know about you, but I don€™t think I am going to find the love of my life around the corner or down the street. So, when I see a profile like yours that I like a lot, I feel I must write€¦ you could be the one! On the subject of love there is no corner on the earth too far to look for it. Having said that, I am not into long drawn out email relationships or cyber €œtalk€ or living inside messenger chatting; I intend to talk on the phone as soon as possible, and as chemistry builds we continually move it to the next step. Eventually, being together.




    I am a unique blend of right/left-brained traits; intellectual, practical, logical. Yet also creative, intuitive, spiritual, and still idealistic. I am a dreamer. I love music, it€™s my hobby; I play guitar, my own sort of invented style and like to call it a fusion of classical/flamenco/newage. I love books.

    I am creative and hardworking. I am intelligent, intellectual. I am silent and introspective at times, yet very expressive. I like poetry, especially if it is written in Spanish, I have even written some €“ in Spanish. I am outgoing and playful and easygoing. I am sometimes an introvert and sometimes an extrovert. I play guitar, I like to write. I believe the human spirit is the most powerful force on this earth. I'm very open-minded and I can handle almost anything. I am someone who is capable of dreaming. I have no problem to speak about things that are close to my heart and soul. I don't believe in religion and am at the very least a confirmed agnostic. I don't like sports, at all. I don't work out or exercise, never had to it seems. I love business and will always be the entrepreneurial type, which brings its share of highs and lows. I am very sensually stimulated; love to touch, hug and kiss and I like being physical and I'm not afraid to show it, even in public or around your family and mine. You must be a good kisser...it is the most important part of lovemaking! Intimacy is essential to lovemaking and long deep passionate kisses are the cornerstone to intimacy. Relationships depend on intimacy. My daily home life will always need to consist of some solitude for reading, writing and playing music. My work life is never again going to be something that takes over my personal life - I have learned balance. My spiritual sense is deep and deepening. I am interested in eastern and Asian philosophy. I like philosophy, history, geography, and language. I like pens and wristwatches and want to collect them. I am "too" organized and clean. I don€™t eat much or right. I like coffee. I am me. I like me. I hope you do too.




    Now, a little note on what I €œlike€ and what you might €œlike€. Those things reveal themselves in the natural course of two people getting to know each other. I find those things inconsequential to a relationship, really. If there is chemistry and two souls find each other and love grows... who cares if you like baseball and I don't? The truth is ..you will like some things that I don't, I will like some things that you don't, and sometimes we will like the same things... we are individuals. And hopefully we will each grow as individuals BECAUSE of the things we DON€™T have in common. I would like to think that my partner would add to me as a human being, not take away or even leave me the same.




    I hope that we can at least continue to write and find out more about each other. I am happy to tell you much more about me and share my whole story with you if something here peaks your interest. I would love to learn more about you. I hope you€™ll write back. You can see some photos of me here.............


    I would love to get to know you.




    Kisses,

    XXXXXX

  • #2
    Sniff, Sniff; ;

    It's the sincere types that bring a tear to my eyes
    andyman
    (if we could only be as good)...

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    • #3
      Ya, I am a sucker for the sincere, wimpy guys also...... problem is, ladyboys [and ladies] can sniff out pussies right away and use and abuse them and then throw them out like yesterday's trash.

      I am amazed that someone could be so arrogant as to believe a letter like this would be read, understood, and replied to from a person they have never met from a 3rd world country where english is a second language.

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      • #4
        A bit chubby for 5' 5"

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        • #5
          Originally posted by (JaiDee @ Jan. 01 2005,13:01)
          If there is chemistry and two souls find each other and love grows... who cares if you like baseball and I don't?
          That's good news cause i don't think any Thai ladyboys have a clue who Randy Johnson is! but as long as they take good care of my johnson that's OK with me!

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          • #6
            I do hope his divorce did not cost him too much. He is setting himself up to fund quite a number of sick buffalo. Not to mention mothers life saving operations.

            Couldn't happen to a more deserving case.

            cheers

            WT

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            • #7
              "A bit chubby for 5' 5" "

              He did say he didn't need to exercise.

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              • #8
                Originally posted by
                I am a unique blend of right/left-brained traits; intellectual, practical, logical. Yet also creative, intuitive, spiritual, and still idealistic. I am a dreamer. I love music, it€™s my hobby; I play guitar, my own sort of invented style and like to call it a fusion of classical/flamenco/newage. I love books.
                Translates = "I'm a fucking twat!"    

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                • #9
                  Ah JaiDee, are you pulling our chains again? Is this letter for real? Man, that poor dude has some serious issues with common sense. I would love to be a fly on the wall when one of the more mercenary LB"s gets her claws into him. Talk about taking candy from a baby, He would be gutted, stuffed and mounted in less than a month. Man, what altered state of reality do these clowns live in?

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                  • #10
                    Kui gets letters like this all the time. She'll ask me sometimes what a word or phrase means and I'll tell her that if the guy hasn't got any money then reply with a polite "Fuck off!"

                    A rule for Kui which I have ingrained into her - Any letter with too many "I"s in it is automatically dumped. The bloke is lonely and broke! A genuine letter always has questions about the sendee, not pretentious crap about the sender!

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                    • #11
                      Originally posted by
                      Ah JaiDee, are you pulling our chains again? Is this letter for real?
                      The second time reading that I am also thinking that this must be a spoof. If it is NOT a spoof then the guy who wrote it is a serious head case.

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                      • #12
                        Originally posted by
                        A rule for Kui which I have ingrained into her - Any letter with too many "I"s in it is automatically dumped. The bloke is lonely and broke! A genuine letter always has questions about the sendee, not pretentious crap about the sender!


                        Spot on, Stoogie. That is exactly right.

                        To quote a line from a movie "well, thats enough about me. What do YOU think of me?"

                        cheers

                        WT

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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by
                          alk about taking candy from a baby, He would be gutted, stuffed and mounted in less than a month.
                          I have this image of a young, injured gazelle, being brought down and ripped to shreds by a pack of hungry lions.



                          cheers

                          WT

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                          • #14
                            Speaking of deer in the headlights of a mac truck, I had just spent the weekend with a group of Thai TSs who were in town for New Years and I am continually amazed by the stories these girls tell me of suckers around the world. Each of these girls have sponsors, which support these girls with a minimum of US$1000/month.

                            One sucker (from the US) doesn't know his girl isn't a girl and that she regularly supplements her income by working in Singapore and otherwise sleeping with strangers.

                            Another sucker (from Taiwan) pays $1500/month to his girl, while she is constantly on the prowl for other sponsors or at least boyfriends who'll take her shopping. On this trip alone, she hooked up with two guys (one on each night) and proded them into a trip to the mall in the following afternoon.

                            It just amazes me by greed and heartlessness of these girls, but then I sometimes I feel they are justified after being abused by so many asshole guys over the years. But then there are always those girls who are naturally greedy/heartless, for which i have no sympathy. At the end of the day, it just makes me appreciate those girls who are honest and have good hearts (i.e., Nan).

                            I am certain that if this poor sod who wrote meets any of these girls, he'll have given up his kids collage savings, mortgaged his house and won't be sending any more emails (after losing his computer to his girl).

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                            • #15
                              How do you know that his kid saves collages?  

                              There sure are some lonely mugs around. And while there are I can't blame the girls for trying to hook them. Anyway - I feel the same way, jtatis... I appreciate the girls more who are cool a lot more when I hear stories like these!

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