Warning signs that your LB is 'in lub!'

[Ericthehalfabee]

1. She takes photo's of you and keeps them on her phone. Even worse if you look like Quasimodo on a bad hair day.

2. Your bathroom suddenly has enough femine beauty products to stock a small store and you haven't even asked her to move in!!!

3. She takes to wearing pj's - okok not pj's exactly but a silk slip that barely covered her ass and looked like it was painted on - but it was def clothing and worn to bed albeit briefly.

4. Enquiries are made about that gym you were going to join.

5. Enquiries are made about excessive gym use which make you completely irressistable to every LB within 500 meters - this would be a bad thing apparently.

6. Daily briefing by text on exactly what is going on.

7. Her friends start treating you like their younger brother.

8. "don't be silly man - much too expensive to buy" is heard - I had to have a small sit down to recover from the shock of it.

9. Invited home to check out the farm and family.

10. Last night tears in the bar, in front of her friends before you zoom off to make a crust so you can come back.

Any others to add?

[Guest]

nope, reminds me to much of my life

steviep

[dutch]

(Ericthehalfabee @ Nov. 07 2009,15:39) Any others to add?

Being 55 with some overweight I fortunately don't have those kind of problems  

[JaiDee]

(Ericthehalfabee @ Nov. 07 2009,20:39) 9. Invited home to check out the farm and family.

Never happened to me    

 how about;  she stops getting those mysterious, all-hour calls from her ''brother'', who seemingly now has left the family?

[Ericthehalfabee]

My day job pays far too well to even think about quitting it I'm afraid. But thank you for the advice and contribution.

This was in response to some advice from a Mr Kahuna who for some reason felt I was threatening a Mr Letterman - whoever that is.

[Lefty]

(JaiDee @ Nov. 07 2009,22:19)

(Ericthehalfabee @ Nov. 07 2009,20:39) 9. Invited home to check out the farm and family.

Never happened to me    

Oh come on now JD. You can fool some of the newer forum members, but you can't fool me.  

What about that tall slender raven haired beauty named Aon who you went with back to her village that time? Ok, maybe you can say there was no farm, but as I recall from a bunch of pix you showed me, you made the trek north that one time, to meet the fam.  

So, ya big ol' lovable lug, you're just another boring romantic like many of the rest of us.  

[f0xxee]

(Lefty @ Nov. 08 2009,14:42) What about that tall slender raven haired beauty named Aon who you went with back to her village that time? Ok, maybe you can say there was no farm, but as I recall from a bunch of pix you showed me, you made the trek north that one time, to meet the fam.  

So, ya big ol' lovable lug, you're just another boring romantic like many of the rest of us.  

Thanks for letting the cat out of the bag Lefty!!!!

is this like a second Outing?

[JaiDee]

Oooopsss....... Busted!!

  But actually there was no family, or farm, jing jing ....... her parents had died when she was a wee lad/lass and we only went to her small village WAAAAY up north [actually a bit past Chiang Rai] so she could see it again; her last visit there was before she went off to  Uni and by this time she was 22 and had graduated; man, those people in her village were shocked to see her again!

When she left she was basically a flat-chested, short-haired, un-educated 17-year old ladyBOY with no family ties and no land or home, etc..... came back 5 years later and looked like a totally different person, a WOMAN, and had a falang in tow with a rental car, etc..... the villagers in Chun were all amazed and it was cool to see that; and she sure was happy!

 
      OK, you got me  .....     I guess  I was invited ONE time after all, and actually that was pretty fun .....  so  that must have been long before I became the cold, calculating, jaded old grizzled vet I have become today, eh??  

 
   BTW, that  raven-haired beauty named Aon now lives in London and will be 30 years old next June, believe it or not; we met there last summer and had lunch and will probably always be friends.

[ericeric]

Posted same on another forum,you must have heard;

'You not customer,you boyfriend.......not same'

Or is it just a ploy for more money!?

[Lefty]

(JaiDee @ Nov. 08 2009,19:28) Oooopsss....... Busted!!

  But actually there was no family, or farm, jing jing ....... her parents had died when she was a wee lad/lass and we only went to her small village WAAAAY up north [actually a bit past Chiang Rai] so she could see it again; her last visit there was before she went off to  Uni and by this  time she was 22 and had graduated; man, those people in her village were shocked to see her again!

When she left she was basically a flat-chested, short-haired, un-educated 17-year old ladyBOY with no family ties and no land or home,  etc..... came back 5 years later and looked like a totally different person, a WOMAN,  and had a falang in tow with a rental car, etc..... the villagers in Chun were all amazed and it was cool to see that; and she sure was happy!

 
      OK, you got me  .....     I guess  I was invited ONE time after all, and actually that was pretty fun .....  so  that must have been long before I became the cold, calculating, jaded old grizzled vet I have become today, eh??  

 
     BTW, that  raven-haired beauty named Aon now lives in London and will be 30 years old next June, believe it or not; we met there last summer and had lunch and will probably always be friends.

Thanks JD. I seen some of the pix recently of Aon by the waterfalls. Some of the best ever on ATS. Good memories of one of the prettiest lbs ever. I tried to post some of the G rated Aon pix to show Foxxee, but could not get them to post and they were small enough size too.

We may not always agree on things, but I always know you're an honest, forthright, trustworthy son of gun.

[JaiDee]

Thanks, Lefty!

not sure if I'm worthy but as usual I need all the help I can get around here  

  I remembered more about that trip while I was on my daily loooong walk yesterday; turned out it was actually a work/play vacation.  I had some business in Chiang Mai working with some ladyboys and Aon came along to translate; we stayed at the Oriental Mae Ping on a high floor and it was lovely, an absoluetly grand time.  That was for about a week; then we rented a car and went up to Chun village where she came from, some waterfalls near Laos, day trips to the country, etc....for another week.  Good times, we never fought about anything and she was educated, well-read and very easy to spend 24/7 with.  

 Doubtful I could do another trip like that these days but you never know!