What do they mean?

[petesie]

These are all sounding so worryingly familiar.................

bye bye Dahg-ling - see ya monkey's arse

Oo-er.............

[Guest]

Ai sut " son of a bich "

[JaiDee]

simple one;

''I lie to you for wot''?  =  I am lying to you  

   
        Farang; "hey, you're late''
        Ladyboy; "traffic vedy bad, na''

{this one may actually be {gasp} true!}

[KingofNANA]

Cascade girl: "Wow, you real good make sex!"


And I'm reasonably convinced the translation is: "Wow, you real good make sex!"   ...

[fleeing]

(KingofNANA @ Nov. 04 2009,15:20) Cascade girl: "Wow, you real good make sex!"

= Wow! I really want to be tipped.

[Ericthehalfabee]

Alway wondered why there was such a worrying shortage of keys for rented accomadation in Bkk...

[Guest]

me lubb you to mutt

[anthony70]

i have to go salon = i have short time customer lined up.

ladyboy attack me and steal my ring = it is in pawn shop

i not take drug, only hormone = i love the odd smoke of ice.

[Joshua69]

"Don't make noise, i have important call": my sponsor is calling me...

"i no like photo,  me shy": i don't want you to take any picture of me that my sponsor will find on internet, he'll be angry and will certainly stop sending me money...

"Where do you come from, what's your job, what hotel you're staying at, you come holiday or you come business": how rich are you?

[donnnnnny]

some excellent posts
then off course there's the fav of mine
I go with you phuket====== no one else get your money you dumb fuck

[thehawk]

Works both ways though :

I have Thai wife already = I just want a ST and cut the bullshit because all you are getting is the agreed fee

[Guest]

"why you shave your hair?" Fasion from Britney I'm in trend