What do they mean?

[donnnnnny]

Many of you will be sweet mouthed (baak waan) by ladyboys.
Thai culture is not confrontational, so they will tell you anything to make you feel happy and not loose face
Popular things said to Farangs by Thais
NO1
My favorite, I look man good heart or you have good heart (Jai dee) Translated literally means Jai Dee=good heart. Reality of this is they looking for a sucker who will spoil them.
NO2
Handsome man( Luup law) translated , means your an ugly cunt i hate you and want your money.
No3
I want go with you (pai due) means the rents due and i need some money .

There we go off to a flying start with ladyboy translation. feel free to add your translations
donnnnnny

remember the missionary one said. money no one in thailand

[EyeMahk]

"My have only one key for room, my roommate needs it" = I do not want to go long-time

"My friend call, I have only key for room, I go give to her" (this call always comes after you've fucked her) = I know we agreed on LT, but my Thai boyfriend needs the money you are about to give to me

"I go home 10 days" = I have another customer

"My cock medium" = her cock is medium.  

[bigmick22]

I can do anything = I am a starfish

[JaiDee]

(EyeMahk @ Nov. 04 2009,04:55) "I go home 10 days" = I have another customer

don't forget the old last-minute standby; "My friend- she sick na, stay in hospital, I must go see her, can not meet you ''

Translation; Someone just offered me more than you are willing to pay and I am breaking our date.


Lyla......of ALL people, my dear teelac and love-for-life Lyla......once told me she had to leave my place because ''my father is staying with me and he is locked out of the apartment and I have to go let him back in''.

Come on, the biggest liar of all time couldn't come up with one better than that??

[bigmick22]

(JaiDee @ Nov. 04 2009,03:26)

(EyeMahk @ Nov. 04 2009,04:55) "I go home 10 days" = I have another customer

don't forget the old last-minute standby; "My friend-  she sick na, stay in  hospital, I must go see her, can not meet you ''

 Translation; Someone just offered me more than you are willing to pay and I am breaking our date.


  Lyla......of  ALL people, my dear teelac and love-for-life Lyla......once told me she had to leave my place because ''my father is staying with me and he is locked out of the apartment and I have to go let him back in''.

  Come on, the biggest liar of all time couldn't come up with one better than that??

she didn't rate your intellect and decided this puny attempt would suffice

[JaiDee]

THAT'S why it hurt so freaking badly!!!

As she was leaving I was thinking ''that's the best you can do?'' as I hung my head in shame

[anicon]

 .. it's up to you .. i expect to receive more than you're going to offer ..  

[UpToMe]

'I always like older man'  =  You are older man!  

[batman4ever]

Lets go shopping......=...... i will spend all i can get out of you(BTW...IF you go..."look" will stands for "buy me" )

you want me to follow you to the airport?....= i want to be sure i get your last money

[manarak]

"I like poompooi" = you are a fat blob

when you are about to go to lunch or dinner with her, she has a phone call, and...
"my friend come with us" = my 4 friends who haven't had dinner for at least 3 days will order all dishes and beverages on the menu up and down, an you will be expected to foot the bill

[bigmick22]

oooh that hurts = is it in yet?

[JaiDee]

(batman4ever @ Nov. 04 2009,14:14) you want me to follow you to the airport?....= i want to be sure i get your last money

[Tomcat]

" I give you my email" = " Have you heard of Western Union"

[Naang Faa]

(JaiDee @ Nov. 04 2009,11:56)

(batman4ever @ Nov. 04 2009,14:14) you want me to follow you to the airport?....= i want to be sure i get your last money

   

....can also mean- my other boyfriend arrive today na..kill 2 birds with one
   stone..

  "I need you for what"- you're not special
  "you know me"?        - who the f*ck are you!
  "khun naa hia"          - Lizard face
  "Hua kuai "                - Dickhead

 anything starting with "ai" is insulting..

ai gaae dtan haa glap = dirty old pervert (more or less)

   You look same Jack Dawson (titanic)
   = dor son is Thai for short dick, sneaky dig.

 Why you love me,i bad girl- can't you just find someone else?

  I have only you-with that name anyway

 When arguing she say "quiet" she may be calling you
 a f*cking prick =kuay yet..another sneaky dig.

 (Ring ring,) "hi i just think of you= crap,wrong number!


My personal fave " haha i love you suay"= aww give me a hug you
                               daft cow  

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[manarak]

"I need you for what"- you're not special
"you know me"? - who the f*ck are you!

ouch, heard those already !!