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  • #16
    (Tomcat @ Oct. 30 2009,23:45) PS ( Wasnt Fred Nguyen engaged to her at some point, where the fuck did she bury him)
    What happened to that guy? He was funny.
    "I can see it in the eyes.....they get hollow and soulless a year or 2 after the Op .... I coined the term ''shark eyes'' to describe that look"

    Jaidee 2009


    The other white meat

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    • #17
      "I hope Torres and Gerrard stay injury free for the rest of the season"
      No honey, no money!!

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      • #18
        If this guys for real then Im blown away by his massive lack of self esteem....

        1. " He seems keen"
        2. " Does my bum look big in this"
        3. " Oh budda Im so hot"

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        • #19
          I love her in white....

          Dieter
          Ladyboy Pro....A Bigger Bang

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          • #20
            "Damn it! I'm missing a repeat of scoobie-doo for this? He better be worth it."
            "Even ladyboys are size queens" - Anonymous

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            • #21
              "Its time we got shot of Peter Reid and started playing a 4-4-2 system"

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              • #22
                "did I remember to douche...who cares I just married one"
                always up for it

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                • #23
                  "My married sister is right. No more blow jobs!"

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                  • #24
                    (trobriand @ Oct. 30 2009,23:43) ... can't even find the words to comment on its contents or the person writing it.
                    The website might be the "victim's" way of jotting down notes. So that he later can figure out where he might have made a mistake.  

                    Or, he might be an exhibitionist. And call it a wild guess, but perhaps he gets off on being dominated and treated as a doormat.
                    "I don´t know what to do. Losing sleep. Kicked from a chatroom on a board about worshipping young transsexual prostitutes.
                    I´ve my fair share of disapointments and hardtimes in my life, but this....."

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                    • #25
                      I suspect it brings a new meaning to the term 5 5 5 - 5 weeks, 5,000,000b and 5 inches - maybe works for our girl here.!!!!!!

                      Cheers
                      Mardhi

                      PS - I actually feel sorry for the guy - to give one ring is enough but FOUR claiming they all went down the toilet pan is beyond belief....

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                      • #26
                        555 or "5 Minutes, 5 Inches, 5000 baht"  and that was meant to make fun of the Japanese.... but i guess you don't 'just' have to be Japanese to be a 555.

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                        • #27
                          (abba @ Nov. 01 2009,02:44) Or, he might be an exhibitionist. And call it a wild guess, but perhaps he gets off on being dominated and treated as a doormat.
                          Hi all,

                          I have given this a bit of thought over the last few days and it I think that abba is probably getting close to the truth. I think that in a crazy way Chompoo and husband fitted togther as hand in glove:

                          Husband: apparently leaves job, wife, children to live his (middle aged) dream of being the lover of the Porcelein Princess Chompoo. Involved in his departure from the western world is guilt over abandoning his children, and a wife no doubt full of venom and unhappiness and the thought that his genetic family is never going to understand. ("Oh look, he's gone native....") Assuming he was very new to the ladyboy world he has also crossed the line from fantasizing about sucking dick and getting butt-fucked to experiencing the physical act: he is like every other BM on here who asks himself, "Am i gay?"
                          So he is full of guilt and insecure.

                          Then you have Chompoo... for what ever reason she is one of those girls who measures success only in terms of dollars, LV handbags and the adoration of strangers. My guess? She probably doesn't like herself much either. New LV handbags only fill the emptiness for a few hours then she is again unsatisfied. She is emotionless and detatched and probably doesn't feel much for anyone, but surely feels contempt for the middle aged and older men who chase her and offer her marriage and the trimmings. She needs to take others down to build her own feelings of self worth.

                          So you have a man who secretly wants to be punished to absolve his guilt, and a borderline psychopath (note: not all psychopaths are murderers, there are degrees and types as I am sure the better educated than myself will point out) having a relationship where they both are subconciously getting their needs met and are addicted to their behavioural patterns together.

                          I think the term is Co-dependant. Some clever clogs can correct me if I am wrong.

                          Think in the west of the hen-pecked husband and the dominant wife that stay togther for life (Mrs Bucket anyone?)

                          Cheers,
                          f0xxee
                           

                          "Spelling - the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit."

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                          • #28
                            Hello F0xxee

                            I think you hit the jackpot. Quite right.  Remember the early history of the Porcelain Princess. Her Issan days and her start. Most answers lay there.
                            This guy is divorced. So your profile on him fits perfectly too. Perhaps the am I gay question doesn't apply too much for him. More masochistic in this case.
                            My credit for this.

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                            • #29
                              "I can still hear it but there can't be that many strokes left"

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                              • #30
                                Well mr foxx you are the freud of the  forum. and i concur with you sir
                                just a sex tourist looking for hot fun

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