Who's this girl ?

[Guest]

She no care, I die

[Stewart]

You're not gonna like this. She is due to go for SRS surgery 14th December

By the way, I completely made that up - never met or spoke to the girl.

Is that the sound of Andyman swinging from a light fitting by his bootlaces?

[Guest]

Ah Stewart, you are one cold S.O.B. but also thanks to you I will sleep much better tonight. I am now a happy boy
and thanks; you got me good aman

[Guest]

But you owe me for one full week of sleepless nights.

[Stewart]

thanks to you I will sleep much better tonight.   I am now a happy boy
   and thanks; you got me good

Glad to hear you have not topped yourself.....haven't heard from Mai kee for a few days though

you owe me for one full week of sleepless nights.

Sorry, I will not give you one.......I will save that for Chiu!

[Guest]

Mai kee's probably untying himself from the rafters as we speak. And Stewart, when you see the lovely Chiu, tell her I'll see her in January.

andyman

[Mai-Kee]

Stew, you bloody "supposed to be Scottish" bastard! I wish you a week-long hangover from your Jack Daniels, Jose Cuervos or what the hell the piss name is that you're drinking!!!!!

MK

[Guest]

I don't know MK, I think I'll try and stay on his "good" side. Or he might tell me something worse. That nasty rumor about the heartthrob Chui almost put me over the edge.
Here's to a kinder, gentler, and much less painful joke.
Aman

[stogie bear]

Stew, you bloody "supposed to be Scottish" bastard! I wish you a week-long hangover from your Jack Daniels, Jose Cuervos or what the hell the piss name is that you're drinking!!!!!

MK

He is Scottish for sure, but he doesn't like the scotch!

[Guest]

damn....I swear some of you sound sound like autistic kids at how well you can spout off all this info about the girls....