Quotable "quotes!"

[Onebadindan]

(p4player @ Sep. 17 2009,04:51)
Who was she talking about?
Did you realise after that clue?

I almost fell out of my chair.. my eyes were watery when I read that..

[farangbah]

       
Finally got through this whole thing.  Thanks, all.  Love the directness that speaking a second language provides.  And let us not forget the sweet sing-song intonation in a Thai's English delivery.

Here's a humble contribution:

(sitting at a table in a bar with 2 LBs last month)
LB1 (laying it on thick all night, while LB2 just sat back and laughed): "I think I like you too much... You hansum too much... I want you too much..."

(It was all "too much", so I went with the more laid-back and funny LB2)

(sms the next evening)
LB2: "I miss you not too much but not little."

[Master Bator]

May (Stringfellows) after depositing a huge load on my face:

May: giggle followed by "khor tawd (sorry) I not come too day"

MB: "what you mean? Song wan (two days) or wan nee (today)?"

May: "what you think? I not cum everyday?"

MB: "Mai pen rai khap - I not eat too day"

May: "You not eat today or you not eat two days"

Both of us rolling with laughter...

[Naang Faa]

Middle of the night,middle of nowhere the lead car runs a dog over..
Surrounding said dog and consoling the driver Tao (who was really upset about it)
it goes into an uncomfortable silence...

Me.." OK we can't stand here all night,what shall we do?"

Keng- "Korea barbecue"

x

[jimslim]

[laputanegra]

" My wonderful vagina is deeply offended by that question"

Lady GaGa,when asked if she has a dick. Priceless!

[rocky1]

I asked Lb where she lived.
"Soi # Central road". she tells me.
"Oh i, stayed near you last time" i said. "You might know the place its called SHAGWELL mansions."
She falls about in convulsions of schoolgirl giggles.
"Whats wrong with you girl" i demand
While fighting for breath ,dying of laughter and nearly wetting herself, she screeches " Nooooh Rockeee....Why you stay at CHACK-WOW mansions!"

[farangbah]

A couple weeks ago in Osaka (in a taxi), a Filipina postie upon seeing my disappointment at the revelation that she was indeed cut:

"If I have cock, whats HAP-PEN?!"

[Naang Faa]

Not a quote as such...but an epic fail of monumental proportions....








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[perth_couple]

(laputanegra @ Mar. 17 2009,02:09) "You Want I Take Care Of You"

a lesbo lb in huahin  

'Lesbo' ladyboy you say

Dont suppose you remember a name or where you met her do you?

Picture?

[laputanegra]

i sure do remember her mmm forgot her name though but me and bb met her at caddy shack disco in huahin

here is her pic..

[perth_couple]

Nice work Tan, you're a champ

[laputanegra]

hehe and oh another quote i remember from that lb she told me when she had her boobs done in bangkok she said she went inside the clinic and shouted "Operation Now"  

[joeharper]

chatted with lb at first drink stall on suhkumvit one night, who asked

"you like to try special thai massage"

replied "no thank, i don't like being massaged"

she replied "no worry, special massage, mostly a hard shag"

[Bumpa STIKKA]