Quotable "quotes!"

[jimslim]

You fuck me and I fuck she !

Anon BKK LB

[baroncarlton]

A few weeks ago i went shopping as i like to sport fresh threads and not look like some kind of Singha Beer vest wearing Khao San Road bum (no offense to the skanky dreadlocked white man Ladyboy fanatics out there)

Me - You like my new jeans?
The Goth - No you look like a Gay
Me - Oh
The Goth - take them off and suck my Cock

She doesn't mince her words

[Snick]

Me, "Whats your name tonight ?"
"Now my name Nicky, before I have milk my name Ton"

[Snick]

She, "Your cock mai saibai. I sell you Kamagra Gel 200 Baht"
Me, " too much, I buy Kamagra in Pattaya 50 Baht"
She, "Ok I buy from you 50 Baht"
Me, "No, I buy 50 Baht, I sell to you 100 Baht"

(after that I had to duck to avoid the fly beer)

[Snick]

She, "Why Russian not speak English ?"

[baroncarlton]

(Snick @ Jul. 09 2009,23:39) She, "Why Russian not speak English ?"

marvellous

[Guest]

Classic stuff Jim, Baron, Snick.

You brought the smile back to my face after finding out no photos today.

[tampanugget_2001]

(Snick @ Jul. 09 2009,23:39) She, "Why Russian not speak English ?"

I agree with the Ladyboy. Why don't the russians better English?
But living here in California I guess I should be used to numerous people not speaking a word of English.

[Snick]

(tampanugget_2001 @ Jul. 10 2009,08:56) Why don't the russians better English?  

ummmm. Better English ?

[Guest]

(tampanugget_2001 @ Jul. 10 2009,08:56)

(Snick @ Jul. 09 2009,23:39) She, "Why Russian not speak English ?"

I agree with the Ladyboy. Why don't the russians better English?  
But living here in California I guess I should be used to numerous people not speaking a word of English.

Now that qualifies as a quotable quote.

[bigmick22]

(tampanugget_2001 @ Jul. 10 2009,08:56) Why don't the russians better English?  

Why don't you?

[Guest]

Before you guys loose the topic talking about Russians, here comes a very romantic one:

My ex, on Dec 24, a couple of years ago, sent me an sms:

"ok, tonight you fuck me for merry Christmas?"

[laputanegra]

Sweetness

[bigmick22]

kawaii neh?

[Guest]

This one is from Eye Mahk looking for Juri at a bar in Pattaya. What a classic this is. I'm glad he shared it with us on Juri's Cleaning out my desk thread.

Last night I stuck my head into EZY Bar to see if Juri was there. LB outside says:
LB: who you look for?
Me: my friend
LB: what name?
Me: Juri
LB: Juri not come today
Me: you know Juri?
LB: yes I know. Everybody know.
Me: how do you know him?
LB: I go Juri room before. He fuck me.
Me: you like?
LB: yes I like. Juri fuck many girls. Everybody like.