Quotable "quotes!"

[baroncarlton]

Cheers people i'll keep em coming. She is pretty witty. I really fear the day that she becomes fluent in english. All hell will break loose.


Something about those pesky red bastards. I'm normally quite tolerant but when it comes to Russians i lose all rational.

[manarak]

A Russian couple stole a ladyboy off me in Phuket and will never forget that night soon.

I'd like to hear that story!

[Torurot]

hey you only lose your turn so no harm done

[Guest]

I'm a big admirer of this one

"If you're cute, you're an admirer. If not, you're a stalker." -Laputanegra

Just picked this up off of blonde Havoc signature. Classic Tan

.

[laputanegra]

which one are you bh?

[Guest]

You tell me.

[laputanegra]

ok send me your facepic

[Guest]

Use your imagination girl. How do you picture me in your mind. Haven't you seen enough of me in photos to give you a clue?

[laputanegra]

(Boarhog @ Jun. 23 2009,20:30)
How do you picture me in your mind.

mmmm as gerard butler

[Guest]

I don't think Driftspunk will appreciate you posting his photo on the forum, he is having enough trouble fight off gg's as it is.


How bout I fuck you, and you fantasize about whoever you like during?

[laputanegra]

ok i will fantasize ds then

[Guest]

Don't all the girls? Thai GG's that is.

[KingofNANA]

"I fuk she an yoo fuk me or I fuk you an yoo fuk she!"


Working out the mechanics of a threesome.

[Guest]

I had a whore at the Chicken Ranch in Vegas who made me wear condom for a blow job, besides it being less sensitive it was also a lame performance so I couldn't cum. She suggested that she stand over me while I jacked off so I did and finally shot a Peter North distance special up her leg all the way to her ass. She lept of her bed which laid on the floor screaming:

ewe! cum Olympics!

She couldn't wipe my jizz off fast enough like it was acid or something while I laid there laughing. Thats was the most enjoyable part of a lousy p4play experience. I would have rather lost the money on Blackjack.

[Guest]

A BJ should never be given whilst wearing a condom!! Let's unify on this one and always ask first!!