Quotable "quotes!"

[fionasexyangel]

(JaiDee @ Mar. 24 2009,23:14) Heard on Bali circa 2003;

   J.D.;  "Fiona, wanna go to Midnight Oil bar and drink some shakes?"

  Fiona; "OK"

     2 hours later.......  constant laughing until sunrise from 2 crazy people!

   also, Harley the bartender at Midnight Oil upon leaving his fine establishment;

  "Have a nice trip"  

Hahaha... You still remember the details brotha haha..

I was thinking as well when the bartender say "have a nice trip"

For sure its a long nite trip with losing mind and laughing all nite...

Memories..

[JaiDee]

ya, I remember that night very well...... Bali Ken was along for the ride also but was smart enough not to toy with the toxic milkshakes!!

oh, such fun...... I remember when I told Harley I wanted 2 of them....he looked at me like I had 2 heads!

[gunslinger]

I got a phone call at 4am this morning from a ladyboy working in Singapore
"How much £120 in money real?"
"Its four in the morning!" (she knew I was in Taiwan)
There was a short pause then,
"How much £120?"
"About 6000 Baht, its a good price, take it, can I go to sleep now"
"Oh, you sleeping la?"
"Well I was 'til you called me"
"I think you busy, I go now, bye"

[Guest]

This was etched into the wood inbetween shitters at the 5 baht toilets near soi Tiger:

"I fucked ladyboy, I must be gay"

Poor guy needed to tell somebody about his newly discovered sexual orientation.

[batman4ever]

(Boarhog @ Mar. 29 2009,18:34) This was etched into the wood inbetween shitters at the 5 baht toilets near soi Tiger:

"I fucked ladyboy, I must be gay"

Poor guy needed to tell somebody about his newly discovered sexual orientation.

shame on you.......



next time you could at least have said hello to him....

after all .....TT chang has been here a lot of years......

[Guest]

ummm, I don't get it?

Who was i supposed to say hello too when the quote was etched into the wooden divider?

[Guest]

After using up the remainder of a bottle of Olay total effects cream, I told my lb she uses to much per apllication. Too which she replied quickly:

"No you fuck my face too much"

[Naang Faa]

woke up to this gem-
Preow -"April 9 i go Australia for holiday pleasssssse come too"
Me-" can not.I am busy making a house"
Preow-"hahaha love you Suay,you like a guy hahahaha"
x

[baroncarlton]

I recently went back home to visit my family. As i left my lady uttered this priceless phrase
"please don't tell your mother that i raped you"

[Naang Faa]

Alice "you bought a rolex,you didn't buy ME,take it back !!!"
x

[baroncarlton]

the mrs - "i don't like gays"

me - "but i'm gay???"

the mrs- "no you just like pussy long"

She's quite the card i tell thee

[Guest]

Loved your last two posts Baron. Priceless stuff.

The last one about your missus had me thinking a missus thinking that would be very understanding if she was farang too. Coming from a ladyboy makes it funny as. Good stuff, looking forward to more surfacing from your memory. They have a way of doing that I have found.

[baroncarlton]

^^^ Cheers. She comes out with some right corkers.

Recently whilst i was admiring Beyonces arse on tv she exclaimed
"i don't like chocolate"

me - "You what?"

her "chocolate, lego lady"

me "what the hell are you banging on about"

her "i not like black"


me "but your pretty black yourself"

her "no i just dirty white"

My girlfriend is a rascist homophobic Ladyboy.

[Guest]

Classics

My lb girlfriend refers to blacks as "Chocky man"

she tells me how when they walk by her and her p4p colleagues say stuff like hey chocky! I'm sure most have no clue what the hell they are saying. From what i have seen most blacks in LOS seem to be very dark Africans that haven't been filtered by simulation.

[dixon cox]

"Up and down like a tart's knickers"

As in a forum that's being bothered