What was the funniest Caberet you have seen?

[f0xxee]

Good Morning all,

Back in Vietnam after 2 weeks of heaven in LOS.
To celebrate my last nightme and TNMF (The Next Mrs Foxxee), bar-fined best friends Ged and Opor from Stringfellows and went and hit the piss.
We did the Alcazar show which was pretty spectacular and to be honest better than what I was expecting, then the girls TNMF, Ged and Opor wanted to get out and watch a couple of more caberets. So we went back to SF to drink a little more (big thanks to Mama-san Pa, one of the most charming Mama's in the business) then onto a Gay-club called Wild West.
I don't mind gay clubs if I am in the company of three stunnning ladyboys... and we were all well pissed up. Anyhow the show for me was nothing to write home about. A yawn unless you like watching skinny boys mincing around a stage.
Then the final act.
A really unassuming little guy comes down on stage. He is wearing a gold G-string. The music is really naff but upbeat, the sort of thing the Wiggles might have your 4 year old dancing to.
Anyhow he reaches back and pulls a string out of his ass and out pops a flower. then he pulls out another 6 foot of string and another flower.... so on for the next 6 flowers.
he lent over in front of Ged and she let rip like she was starting a lawn-mover... another 6 flowers. So he walks over to a pipe hanging from the lighting rack and runs the two metres of string/flowers over it then walks away... eventualy a full 5 metres of string and over 40 flowers are running around the pipe out of his ass.
I laughed so hard I nearly fell off my chair. Opor was gobsmacked and the next Mrs Foxxee was in hysterics. The look on this tiny little guys face was so totally unperturbed as flower after flower popped out of his ass was priceless....
Put us all in a good mood for the rest of the night as we returned to SF to get nicely hammered.... A really funny scene.
Has anyone seen any other really funny or strange shows in LOS?

[ciobha]

I witnessed Jimslim and PigDogg dancing to "Monkeyman"in Ezy Bar - absolutely hilarious.

Of course PD wasn't laughing for a few days afterwards.

[jimslim]

Easy now , you are lucky it is the season of goodwill and all that

As far as I remember neither of us were pulling flowers from our jacksies , at least I hope not

[Naang Faa]

funniest ever caberet? in my hospital suite after SRS..
They turn up after driving from BKK after work and start using the curtain round the bed as
as show curtains.I was (seems as it was 36 her after surgery) very high on drugs so there
was probably cartoon rabbits skipping round their feet..i remember parts of it,but they say i
was very amused by it all..
x

[Guest]

Sorry guys but I don't even know where to start with this...give me a few moments and I will give this some thought!! Ok for starters if they were real flowers how much soil is needed to sustain growth? Do they have to be watered daily? Mushrooms might be the next act as they nuture quite well in dark and damp places. Who stuffs them back in for the next show? Was there a hummingbird flying close to his ass??

[f0xxee]

aperry,

And if they were real roses were they thornless? One would hope so.

[Guest]

All thorns are definitely removed from real roses before inserting into boys ass!!

[cebuguy]

You might like this, its in 2 parts

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFSSjf_6paY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PPLrnQ38T_c

[DexterH]

Wyng and Kate are also examples of the ladyboy entrepreneur who can do well when they apply themselves, but maybe being self-employed is the only way they can earn a living in places like the Philippines and Thailand (and not just hairdressing!)
http://profiles.friendster.com/divaliciouzs

[SamplerDoc]

I enjoyed cascaves show once

[donnnnnny]

yes
goping back a few years now, i had bar fined a girl from the gogo barup the lane opposie marine disco, on the right hand side. anyway she says to me and my two mates, i work in a show you come, ok we say and were off. it was nearly all koreans and other asians in the show, which was up the north pattaya road.
we three whiteys sit right at the front, all the usual shit ping pong balls flowers and other crap being pulled from fannys. Then this hot looking babe turns up,on stage, and proceeds to squat down on the stage and pull a duck from her cunt, yep a duck. the whole place went deadly quiet except for the 3 whiteys at the front who burstn out laughing as the duck waddled forward and tried to escape, no such luck she had it by the neck and bowed to the stunned crowd and left.
Funiest thing i ever seen in one of these daft shows

[Guest]

(f0xxee @ Dec. 24 2008,05:16) Good Morning all,

Back in Vietnam after 2 weeks of heaven in LOS.
To celebrate my last nightme and TNMF (The Next Mrs Foxxee), bar-fined  best friends Ged and Opor from Stringfellows and went and hit the piss.
We did the Alcazar show which was pretty spectacular and to be honest better than what I was expecting, then the girls TNMF, Ged and Opor wanted to get out and watch a couple of more caberets. So we went back to SF to drink a little more (big thanks to Mama-san Pa, one of the most charming Mama's in the business) then onto a Gay-club called Wild West.
I don't mind gay clubs if I am in the company of three stunnning ladyboys... and we were all well pissed up. Anyhow the show for me was nothing to write home about. A yawn unless you like watching skinny boys mincing around a stage.
Then the final act.
A really unassuming little guy comes down on stage. He is wearing a gold G-string. The music is really naff but upbeat, the sort of thing the Wiggles might have your 4 year old dancing to.
Anyhow he reaches back and pulls a string out of his ass and out pops a flower. then he pulls out another 6 foot of string and another flower.... so on for the next 6 flowers.
he lent over in front of Ged and she let rip like she was starting a lawn-mover... another 6 flowers. So he walks over to a pipe hanging from the lighting rack and runs the two metres of string/flowers over it then walks away... eventualy a full 5 metres of string and over 40 flowers are running around the pipe out of his ass.
I laughed so hard I nearly fell off my chair. Opor was gobsmacked and the next Mrs Foxxee was in hysterics. The look on this tiny little guys face was so totally unperturbed as flower after flower popped out of his ass was priceless....
Put us all in a good mood for the rest of the night as we returned to SF to get nicely hammered.... A really funny scene.
Has anyone seen any other really funny or strange shows in LOS?

Golden Dome in bangkok

Some nice looking lb's but the whole show is crap.