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Do you remember how it was the first foray you went to NEP? No? Well I must admit I don€™t recall all of it, but anyway I hadn€™t been to Soi 4 for about 6 months so last week I decided to pay a visit in the hope that it would be like the first time.
Unfortunately I made this decision after having a few too many with some Thai friends in Bangplud.
How long is this gonna go on for?....Maybe I€™ll take a detour€¦..Octopus on a stick, that€™s a good idea,€¦I think that€™s going to melt my throat €¦and probably my ass in the morning,€¦.where€™s the toilet?€¦€¦where was I sitting?€¦..where€™s the toilet?€¦.where was I sitting?...There€™s a taxi€¦.oooooo€¦busy tomorrow€¦I have to go, I€™ll be there but not too early€¦Soi 4 please captain! €¦.Bloody idiot€¦€¦fucking escalator€¦..bloody idiots€¦€¦Hey that€™s new€¦bloody hell is that still there€¦Obsession €¦I€™ll sit here€¦yes€¦.a cold one€¦yes you can have one€¦..bloody hell she€™s nice€¦..bloody hell is she still here€¦bloody hell I thought she was dead€¦€¦fuck off blimp no cola for you€¦hmm I feel a bit bad about that€¦.nah fuck off blimp€¦ Her hair is like a toilet brush, her thighs are smooth as silk, yes a drink for you€¦no, she€™s gone to Korat. A drink for the mamasan€¦ and tips for you and you and yohoohooooo TM ( J. Saville). Upstairs! I€™m tempted by temptations€¦.upstairs again Cascade€¦.bloody curtain€¦..bloody step, Hey! No! I don€™t know you! No€¦.no€¦.yes€¦drink for you. You looked better before€¦.Hello again, she looks Japanese, so does she€¦yes that€™s a full erection you have there,...mind if I jerk you off whilst ignoring you and talking to someone else€¦.thanks€¦yes, a drink for you.. No, not you. And€¦. Yes you€¦€¦You remember me? You have a memory longer than that big thing I just saw walking down Sukhumvit. You€™re beautiful€¦..you look even more beautiful than before,€¦.she got fired last night€¦yes€¦..another one for me and her...short time room€¦.what a dump€¦..downstairs€¦Temptation€¦..fucking hell€¦rogue€™s gallery€¦I heard you got fired from Cascade last night€¦€¦toilet€¦yes I€™ve got of those too€¦fucking hell, you look even more beautiful than before€¦..and so does she€¦I€™m going to take you away from all this€¦.yes I know I said that least year€¦No don€™t even know her€¦yes drink for you, but not you€¦yes€¦you€¦.shit did I even pay the bill€¦.150?....yes€¦..OK.
I already had a ladyboy waiting for me when I got home anway. She relayed to me what I did after I got home: I stood at a 70 degree angle for an hour, occasionally shaking my head and then ate 2 lots of Phad Thai, made some stupid joke about a toilet brush then passed out, maybe I did do that the first time.
Unfortunately I made this decision after having a few too many with some Thai friends in Bangplud.
How long is this gonna go on for?....Maybe I€™ll take a detour€¦..Octopus on a stick, that€™s a good idea,€¦I think that€™s going to melt my throat €¦and probably my ass in the morning,€¦.where€™s the toilet?€¦€¦where was I sitting?€¦..where€™s the toilet?€¦.where was I sitting?...There€™s a taxi€¦.oooooo€¦busy tomorrow€¦I have to go, I€™ll be there but not too early€¦Soi 4 please captain! €¦.Bloody idiot€¦€¦fucking escalator€¦..bloody idiots€¦€¦Hey that€™s new€¦bloody hell is that still there€¦Obsession €¦I€™ll sit here€¦yes€¦.a cold one€¦yes you can have one€¦..bloody hell she€™s nice€¦..bloody hell is she still here€¦bloody hell I thought she was dead€¦€¦fuck off blimp no cola for you€¦hmm I feel a bit bad about that€¦.nah fuck off blimp€¦ Her hair is like a toilet brush, her thighs are smooth as silk, yes a drink for you€¦no, she€™s gone to Korat. A drink for the mamasan€¦ and tips for you and you and yohoohooooo TM ( J. Saville). Upstairs! I€™m tempted by temptations€¦.upstairs again Cascade€¦.bloody curtain€¦..bloody step, Hey! No! I don€™t know you! No€¦.no€¦.yes€¦drink for you. You looked better before€¦.Hello again, she looks Japanese, so does she€¦yes that€™s a full erection you have there,...mind if I jerk you off whilst ignoring you and talking to someone else€¦.thanks€¦yes, a drink for you.. No, not you. And€¦. Yes you€¦€¦You remember me? You have a memory longer than that big thing I just saw walking down Sukhumvit. You€™re beautiful€¦..you look even more beautiful than before,€¦.she got fired last night€¦yes€¦..another one for me and her...short time room€¦.what a dump€¦..downstairs€¦Temptation€¦..fucking hell€¦rogue€™s gallery€¦I heard you got fired from Cascade last night€¦€¦toilet€¦yes I€™ve got of those too€¦fucking hell, you look even more beautiful than before€¦..and so does she€¦I€™m going to take you away from all this€¦.yes I know I said that least year€¦No don€™t even know her€¦yes drink for you, but not you€¦yes€¦you€¦.shit did I even pay the bill€¦.150?....yes€¦..OK.
I already had a ladyboy waiting for me when I got home anway. She relayed to me what I did after I got home: I stood at a 70 degree angle for an hour, occasionally shaking my head and then ate 2 lots of Phad Thai, made some stupid joke about a toilet brush then passed out, maybe I did do that the first time.
The random thought paragraph is hilarious!! The part where you think" mind if I jerk you off while totally ignoring you......" is spot on for NEP. 
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