Excuses, excuses, excuses...

[sukhumvitpoler]

Hello lads, heres the situation...I will be in bkk in a couple of weeks time for some ladyboy ploughing...(i gave up gardening and started farming)

I also have a thai girlfriend that wants to see me everyday i am there....I dont want to break up with her because she is a long term investment.....however i need afew excuses that will allow me a few free evenings to plough nana plaza...........

any realistic excuses i could use??? and no she isnt that broadminded to go on a LB hunt with me ....... also do you think the hotel staff will grass me up?? any one know of any short time hotels?...... i cant mess this up. i need to be as cunning as a fox!!!! please help

[seanbeag7]

you can always do the decent thing and tell her the truth, women can read more on a guilty man's face than anyone, i know my mum did it to me.

[sukhumvitpoler]

is anyone in nana plaza doing the decent thing?

[Torurot]

She will see it on your dick, never mind your face. Your only valid excuse is that you need to meet some farang for business, they INSISTED you went and visited some bars, you had to go or you lose face. She will understand perfectly. Hide all sharps before you go out!. T

[daveduke007]

(sukhumvitpoler @ Aug. 21 2008,11:09) because she is a long term investment.

[sukhumvitpoler]

I thing meeting a farang for business is a good idea, im hoping for at about 5 nights of hanging out with my wang out, so i need four more excuses guys        

anyone with good excuses gets a beer on me   (not poured over me) if the excuse if crap i will probably get knifed

[daveduke007]

(sukhumvitpoler @ Aug. 21 2008,13:00) if the excuse if crap i will probably get knifed

and lose your "bollocks"  

[kathylc]

A GG can tell you have been playing around on her. You can see it, smell it, taste it. I had a BF one time that got a bit on the side and he thought he was getting away with it. Your demeanor changes, your typical conversation bits change, your actions, plus in mosty cases your dick does not do what it normally or used to do either.

[sukhumvitpoler]

OMG! delude me please......tell me the good stuff hehehehe!

[daveduke007]

(kathylc @ Aug. 21 2008,13:38) A GG can tell you have been playing around on her. You can see it, smell it, taste it.  

So can a LB   , my girl would act like a "sniffer" dog all over my shirt for scent of another girl if I had been out alone  , thankfully she is out of that habit now  

[BAM]

Last year I was at a buddy's house who was having a family party... We told his wife and the other girls there we were going to Best Buy to check out some high def TV's.... but really we went to a strip bar (My idea) to see this hot little Filipina stripper I know and get some lap dances from her... when we went back to the party his wife started to sniff him like she was a dog... then she says "You smell like women's sweat!" Oh my fucking God.... It was shocking!!!!

[sukhumvitpoler]

yeah i had all that sniffing lark last time, plus a room search!

but im determined to make this work!

Brits don't give in that easy!!!!

[sukhumvitpoler]

Im prepared to wash in bog bleach to throw her off the scent !!!

[baklaboy]

Always rem "Thai Rak Thai" and even if the staff dont grass you up directly the info will be conveyed .....lets face it ,to Thais its rather a juicy bit of gossip
...............so better not take the chance

Book a cheap room somewhere for all your real fun

[Monkey]

(sukhumvitpoler @ Aug. 21 2008,14:38) yeah i had all that sniffing lark last time, plus a room search!

Rent another room at a cheap hotel, buy some cheap throw away clothes (a few hundred baht for shorts and t-shirt),  leave your usual brand of soap, shampoo and a can of your deodorant there.

Tell your GF whatever story you can come up with, head to the hotel and change.

Take LB back there, shag her, pay her, kick her out.

Shower with your soap/shampoo, use your deo, change back into your normal clothes and return to GF smelling like you did when you left!

Maybe try to get a bit hot and sweaty before returning though, else if you're too fresh that might raise suspicions. Perhaps walk the last couple of blocks back to your main room..