ST? - LT? - I like MT!

[stogie bear]

Short time - Long time - MEDIUM TIME!


Short time is how long? A couple of hours and she goes back to the bar where you found her at for thirds or sixths depending on what time of night you grabbed her...

Long time is till just before lunch the next day and the horrible realisation that you have spent the night with Shreks wife who insists on eating breakfast with her mouth open and watching the telly while you count the minutes smelling her breath and waiting for her to fuck off...

So what's the answer?

MEDIUM TIME!

Where are the girls who want to screw you till daybreak and then fuck off home to sleep the rest of the day in their own apartments?

Short time is too short and watching the clock really doesn't get you in the mood, but long time is an eternity after you have blown your third wad and want to get some sleep with the television OFF and the air conditioner ON and the whole fucking bed to yourself!

Am I just a selfish bastard?
Stewart, don't answer that!

Stogie Bear  

[PigDogg]

Hey Stogie, MT is a great idea!

[Khun Chilli]

mmm .... I wud use MLT .... medium longtime to have sufficient time to check my belongings before she leaves

[wisetraveller]

Short time is too short and watching the clock really doesn't get you in the mood, but long time is an eternity after you have blown your third wad and want to get some sleep with the television OFF and the air conditioner ON and the whole fucking bed to yourself!

I totally agree with this. Before my last trip to BKK I had a nice fantasy about getting my rocks off with a cutie and having her fall asleep beside me, ready for more in the morning.

But I found the reality to be quite different. Once the deed was done I wanted my privacy. Plus with the weird Thai bargirl filestyle she usually wants to watch MTV all night and sleep all day. I also don't like strong air con. I would rather sweat a little than try to sleep in Antartica. I find the girlies are obsessed with having the air con on the the point of causing frostbite. Anyone find this to be so ...... ?

[Guest]

also how about how thieir stupid cell phones ring all night

[Mai-Kee]

100% my words! I hate LT with pro's, as I'm normally not in the mood having breakfast with a hooker. Of course there are always exceptions and some of them are wonderful, but actually the bar scene is an in- and out-thing for me. I'm not interested in those stereotype conversations after spreading my load. But I'm also not interested in buying a rush. Watching the girl getting nervous after a little while.
But Stogie never forget that you live in a paradise! BKK ST is western LT. Western ST standard is 30min. and that is really SHORT TERM!!!

MK

[Stewart]

Am I just a selfish bastard?
Stewart, don't answer that!

You are spoiling my fun!

[Guest]

I have never understood "long time".....pay double the amount so she can sleep in my air-conditioned comfortable bed? seems like she should pay me for that rather than go back to her studio rathole that she shares with 2 other ladyboys.

medium time is what I always do with a new date; take her out for a few drinks, a nice long screw session, and then "see ya". sounds cliche'd but I would rather sleep alone and have the stretch-out room any day.

[wisetraveller]

also how about how thieir stupid cell phones ring all night

Oh yeah, I forgot about that.

They think it is totally normal to get a phone call at 4 am and can't understand why it would be annoying for anyone else. This is not only a BKK LB thing. My gg Thai ex-girlfriend was exactly the same. And she was not a bargirl. She was a student (who had classes to go to every morning).

[Guest]

also how about how thieir stupid cell phones ring all night

This nightmare must be turned off before she walk in the room, sorry this is one the prerequisites for me or she go back to bar.

Lovalane

[stogie bear]

This nightmare must be turned off before she walk in the room, sorry this is one the prerequisites for me or she go back to bar.

I actually thought that everyone did this. Well, if you don't then it goes without saying that you BOTH ceremonially turn OFF your mobiles before or as you enter the room!

If you turn yours off as well then she is much less likely to show resistance when you ask her to switch off hers.

SB

[Guest]

I love golf and thailand is a great place to play golf. I have hired a ladyboy as my caddy before while I play

[Guest]

mmm .... I wud use MLT .... medium longtime to have sufficient time to check my belongings before she leaves

Good advice , should be done at the last minute when she go to the washroom to wipe her ass before leaving the room.

One of thing that I learned when I was a service men.


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Lovelane