How old are you really, not your calendar age, but what you feel like inside.
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Of course my age varies throughout the day and the night. After a hearty breakfast and the poisons from the night before are gone I feel like a young buck ready to rut. My youthful good looks return, or so I think. As afternoon is in full swing I feel the need to show some young lass a thing or two about rocking her world. Like a tiger before the nights hunt I relax and sleep. Rising up I am a full grown male tiger in his prime and I am very, very hungry. I am looking for some young tender morsel to devour and will not rest until I am satisfied. As usual, my hunt is a success and I have proven once again that I am truly the master of my domain. Yep, sure is great to dream about being that "stud" The reality is my body is weak, my mind slow, my pockets empty and unless I get mercy fuck I am out of luck. Being an old fucker sure is a gas, don't you think? Hope this bit of fiction brings a smile to a few of your faces this night. Keeps ya guessing about what I might really be like.
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Custom made at Seacon Square... 400 Baht! (10 bucks!)
(And the girl working there is a cutie too!)
I'm thinking of getting JD to pony up some cash for a few so we can send them off as prizes for silly games etc!
Mind you, who would wear one in public? And what do you say when someone asks you about your cool ass hat?
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Originally posted by (stogie bear @ Sep. 21 2004,01:25)And what do you say when someone asks you about your cool ass hat? Â
"I beat up the fat fucker who was wearing it. Â Now, let me tell you about the girl he was with..."
Not saying this applies to Stogie, just that it would be a funny thing to say when someone asks about the hat.Retired the top 12. Â Need a new dirty dozen. Â
Update: The new list is coming together: Nong Poy, Anita, Nok, Gif, Liisa Winkler, Kay, Nina Poon. Â Is it possible to find 5 more? Â Until then, GGs: Â Jessica Alba, Yuko Ogura, Zhang Ziyi, Maggie Q, and Gong Li.
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Originally posted by (stogie bear @ Sep. 21 2004,11:11)Anyway... I'm not fat... I'm big boned!
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Congratulations Stogie! That's what I would call "big boned"....
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