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[wembleyguy]

Hi guys i need some suggestions please

I have recently been i a relationship with a Thai Girl that i met here in Perth, she is a nurse at a private hospital and has been living here 6 years. Our relationship has been really positive and thoughts of marrage have even crossed my mind. She is cuurently in Chaing Mai seeing her family which is fine but i had booked holidays early in the year b4 i met her for August to spend two weeks in Pattaya which i have been really excited about.Problem i have now is trying to explain where i am going for 10 days and why would i go alone on holidays by myself. I really want to go, as spending 2 weeks in Perth with fuck all to do would drive me nuts but at the same time i dont want to fuck up this great relationship with her and one that i have been searching for along time.There is know way in hell she would let me go to Thailand alone so im looking for some brilliant minded lies to make up so i can have one last Party in Pattaya before i settle down with gorgeous lady.

Any ideas boys would be appreciated or do you think im going to fuck up a wonderfull relationship that i have been looking for

[PigDogg]

If she ever looks at your passport stamp, then you're busted.

[si geena]

Come on. You don't need us to think for you. You know that if you get caught, you got it coming.

Really, there's no full-proof way of covering your tracks. Women instincts are a terrible thing, they'll smell your intent from a distance away.

[kahuna]

Right...If you gotta come on here and ask us, you don't deserve her...

[wembleyguy]

She knows i have been to Thailand several times but has know idea the extend of my sexual desires in the past. The passport issue is not a problem i can reorder another one its just the guilt lieng to her and maybe saying im going to Bali to catch up with a friend which she knows i do have in Bali.But go to Pattaya in stead

[Tomcat]

A grave filled with tears by the sounds of it

[Naang Faa]

Grow a backbone...
just tell her unless she can grow a c*ck in the next two months your off to Pattaya for
your holidays....
x

[Looker]

Brilliant...how didn't I think of something like that to say to some pestering GG

This Naang Faa sure has got the beauty and the brain!

[Freebird]

1. It's possible to make up the 99% alibi if she's not that smart or just too faithful. But expensive and there is still the 1% chance to get caught and I would get you on that one.

Something like this is going to fuck you anyway:
"Pleeeeeeeeeeeease, make some pictures of yourself in Bali and send me one via mms EVERY DAY, because I miss you soooooo much." (Hold a newspaper of the current day in your hand and make sure that there is something in the background showing me that you are actually in Bali./Your friend must be in each picture, too.)

2. If you're serious about that relationship, don't cheat.

3. Just tell her the truth...

[stogie bear]

Relationships are NOT based on love and trust. Learn that and you'll be happy.

Relationships are built on tolerance and forgiveness.

[Freebird]

Disagree hasip hasip...

Love sucks... but trust is important.

[wembleyguy]

Exactly, these are the things that are running through my mind, i have thought of all types of scenarios, but i need to take holidays because the company i work for owes me 3 months leave so they are pushing me to take some in August and 4 weeks over new years. My GF is stillin CM and took 4 weeks off work so she cannot take time of with me in August and i would go mental hanging around Perth for 2 weeks. I need something to do and thats always been traveling to Thailand or Bali over the last 5 years since i have been single, please take into thought i have only been seeing her for the last 3 months but its been a very strong relationship.Telling her the truth is not a option because she knows Pattaya, BKK and Phuket all to well and without putting tickets on myself im a fairly good looking guy so she knows exactly what would happen to me. Im 50/50 on this but the thought of 1 last party on my own with some choice LBs is doing my head in. Im RESPECTING all feed back on this

[langchai]

Absolutely agree!
If you are going to continue to butterfly, forget about the long term relationship with her. You will feel boxed in and the relationship won't work out. I'm speaking from experience.

[Freebird]

3 month... is it officially called "relationship"?

"One last party", I can absolutely understand that but I guess she wouldn't.

Well, your options are limited. There is no way doing that last trip on your own without her knowing about it.

So you must go on holiday, that's what you should tell her. You've always been going to Thailand or Bali. She knows that.

I'd tell her that I will just go on holiday, relax at the beach, have a few drinks.

She will ask (she knows it anyway) if you are going to fuck other girls... You're a good actor?

Act affronted when she asks, blame her for not trusting you, etc. If she's giving you the chance... be the victim. You need that holiday, you work so hard, you need to relax! And she doesn't let you go! Fuckin bitch...

It's worth a try, things like that worked with many of my ex girlfriends. Stopped doing that 2 years ago, open relationships are my thing now.

[Guest]

straight to the point naang