TO MISS LIISAWINKLERGIRL aka SIMPLICIO CORTES
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Its "Freezing" so you can all " fuck off" BRRRRRR(donnnnnny @ Jan. 04 2008,00:05)
jesus it must be fucking cold in england
Your got yer Mother in a whirl
Shes not sure if your a Boy or a GirlComment
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and its worse for us Southern Softies as we can't function in anything below 5 degrees
Roll on Global Warming
You, you and you hold fire - everyone else come with me - attributed to US Marine Recruiting Sargent WW2.
You, you and you cum on me - everyone else hold fire - attributed to Porn Actor/Director Alexandra in 1992Comment
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You know that you have reached rock bottom when your first instinct after dropping your load is to pay money.(aperry @ Jan. 12 2008,09:41) Kriss I just stoked one off from that one pic.....where do I send the money for that short time?
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I disagree. If you're first instinct after sex is to reach for your wallet and not a bucket then life is rich indeed!(Fred_Nguyen @ Jan. 12 2008,09:57)You know that you have reached rock bottom when your first instinct after dropping your load is to pay money.(aperry @ Jan. 12 2008,09:41) Kriss I just stoked one off from that one pic.....where do I send the money for that short time?
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Fast Freddie, I have reached the pinnacle of my sexual prowess when I can pick and choose a beauty half my age and pay her to leave in the morning as opposed to people who still believe in true love or marriage and get fucking whalloped in the end of that never working relationship which is contractual!!!!
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(aperry @ Jan. 12 2008,15:34) I have reached the pinnacle of my sexual prowess when I can pick and choose a beauty half my age and pay her to leave in the morning as opposed to people who still believe in true love or marriage and get fucking walloped in the end of that never working relationship which is contractual!
You got that right! (Although if I start shagging girls half my age then it's time for some new blood.)
This year will be the first year I (knowingly
) shag a girl born in the 90s!
Life is GOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!
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