When I lived in NYC my buddy(Whitey) and I would pick up some cheap black hookers and get BJ's for $20 (long time ago). We would be walking up the stairs and Whitey turns around after looking at her ass and says: "I just came in my pants!' What do I do? I say "Pay the bitch her $20 and wait for me outside the apartment. If you don't pay her she has a knife and will cut it off for you!! Whitey's new name was "Speedy Cum Quick" from then on!!


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