Jacking off too much?

[Guest]

If I stopped wanking I would have no sex at all for 6 months a year! funny how there is a whole website devoted to stopping something that feels good!

More Lunacy from the Christian Right

then again, maybe if I followed the advice here the carpet under my desk wouldn't be so hard and crusty



and here is one for the lunatic Christian right fringe, who have been telling me to "overcome guilt and shame related to masturbation" since I was 10........fuck 'em! I like it!!

[Snick]

I remember the advice I got as a child

9 out of 10 men masturbate, and the other guy is a fucking liar.

[mirimark]

Spilling  the  Seed  of  Man Is A Sin..

See you All in Hell.. I just pray..

Hell has Internet so I can Log - On to Asian-ts.Com.

Tell them Bastards over at the Christian-Right that ;

3 out of 5 Doctor's Recomend Asian-Ts.com For Erectile-Disfunction's...

[Guest]

every once in a while those type of websites appear and they always crack me up; some lunatic fringe types who appear to be trying to be pissing off the rest of us "normal" people by making websites like that.

truth is, they really believe that shit!!

sad but true

[liisawinkler]

hahaha...

too much jacking off...I wonder if there are withdrawal symptoms too?

[fancylighters]

every once in a  while those type of websites appear and they always crack me up; some lunatic fringe types who appear  to be trying to be pissing off the rest of us "normal" people  by  making websites like that.

 truth is, they really believe that shit!!

 sad but true            

The best thing about all those fanatics is there is always a hidden, nasty secret that always seems to get out. Such as Jim Baker banging some church secretary, who goes on to pose in playboy, etc.

I had a gf in high school that was a Morman. She went to BYU in HI. Would tell me all the stories about the other students banging their brains out.

I also had a buddy that loved to date religious chicks. Apparently, believed that premarital sex was evil, but that didn't include blow jobs or anal sex. So he would get them to do things like that. How ironic.

[Guest]

The best thing about all those fanatics is there is always a hidden, nasty secret that always seems to get out.  Such as Jim Baker banging some church secretary, who goes on to pose in playboy, etc.

don't forget ol' pal Jimmy Swaggart..... "forgive me Lord for I have sinned"  as tears  rolled down his cheeks and morons kept throwing    money into the colection plates.

   organized religion is a sham.....we   invented it....it doesn't exist outside of our minds....we live, we choose our own destiny, we die, we rot in a box somewhere; simple.

the guys in the funny hats can blabber on all they want; I for one am not listening.

[Guest]

If I stopped wanking I would have no sex at all for 6 months a year!  funny how there is a whole website  devoted to stopping something that feels good!

  More  Lunacy from the  Christian Right

  then again, maybe if  I followed the advice here the carpet under  my desk wouldn't be so hard and crusty
                   


  and here is one for the lunatic Christian right fringe, who have been telling me to "overcome guilt and shame related to masturbation"  since I was 10........fuck 'em!  I like it!!

                 

JD,
That site you linked is just one of those humor parody sites.
Now here is a really serious site for folks like you who jack off too much. http://www.angelfire.com/on4/selfabuse/

Yes, you should adhere to the teachings of Caleb and Elsie Hamer.  
This part should be enough to convince you:
When thou takest thine manhood into thy hand for the purpose of spilling thine own seed upon the ground or into your dirty sock, thou committeth adultery in thy heart and in thy hand. Yea, for each spilling of your seed, I will smite a kitten even as kittens are upon the face of the earth. Hear Me oh Israel, I Am The Lord Thy God.
(Philistines 5:12-14)

Just think of all the kittens that have died because of your lustful perversions  
 

[Guest]

There must be a kitty slaughterhouse near me with a assembly line !