Biggest monger on the site?

[friedfrunk]

Maybe a poll about how many lbs we've been with, can determine who's the biggest monger. I imagine that some BMs have done hundreds or even more than a thousand.

[Guest]

ok hands up who's done more then a thousand?

I guess it depends on your definition of monger

i think there are many attributes to a monger...ok the shagging is the main one but also there is the urgency to get your fix. The reason i picked Ernesto is that he has only been on the board a short time , but he has definitely done the most trip reports. The guy is a walking hormone, every other month he is in another destination going at it like a hammer and thongs.

Also the reason i put 'the game' on the list was because he reminds me of the oracle of mongers . His post are really detailed and reserched- his info is like the book that was handed down through the generations in 'American Pie'.

i am sorta new to the site, so my selection of bm's was made from what i have read and seen over the last year.

It looks like Billy is winning the poll, obviously a board favorite.....

Socrates when are we gonna see those pics from Malaysia?

[PigDogg]

(ozzie @ Apr. 06 2008,05:45) I guess it depends on your definition of monger but if purely based on numbers then Rob69 or Socrates I am sure would be well in front. If you are talking about someone who makes the most of their limited time in LOS then Billy69, Ernesto, Donnnnnny and a few others would get a special mention.

Welcome back Ozzie!!!

[daveduke007]

(PigDogg @ Apr. 06 2008,18:05)

Welcome back Ozzie!!!              [/quote]
I second that

[stogie bear]

I third it!

[Looker]

I like friedfrunk style. I think, together with Sir Game925 is the most accurate and precise about giving information. Kudos to both

[donnnnnny]

yeah ossie fuck,of you twat(welcome back)

[Socrates999]

Thanks for the votes, folks. I generally don't see my self as all that active, although I do have spurts of activity.


Lifetime achievement award to Robin69.

69Billy, despoiler of many, takes no prisoners (or bullshit).

TheGame: class act all the way, from his writing to his rooms to his girls to his overall high style. Sorry I missed meeting you... my mental image is of a gracefully aged James Bond (Sean Connery, of course, at his current age).

Ozzie (welcome back ): a walking black book. He's forgotten more girls than I remember!

Friedfunk: a picture IS worth 1000 words- and his reports have provided about a million words worth of pics. How do you guys remember so much??

My vote (if I didn't waste it by looking at the "null vote" option) would be for Ernesto. Rarely fewer than 2 girls, hitting every sanuk spot on Earth. Is there any continent on which this robust young man hasn't sown his seed? This year? Multiple times?

Below, a recap of my last 5 nights. First 2 shots, Jije and Wan, Hi_boss, but visiting BKK last Wednesday. Third shot, my regular girl, who came by an hour after the Hi_Boss duo departed. Oops, I might need 2 posts ...

[Socrates999]

Thursday night: Emmy, worked Guess Bar 4 days, I think (TTChang, you can confirm this?? ). 1st Emmy is old shot, 2nd one is last week. Third shot, my regular again, who came by after Emmy left (not a recent photo- I've been with her so long, several months, that I've stopped shooting her) ...

[Socrates999]

Harry the Rooster (short version): This old chicken would fuck anything that moved, any old farm animal. He was legend amongst the hens. One day the farmer came out, saw Harry lying on the ground motionless, legs pointing straight up, buzzards circling ever closer. "Oh Harry" he cried. "What will we do without you, legendary cock of steel?" Harry gave a wink, made a slight motion indicating the buzzards and whispered "Shhh".


Guess I need more than 2 posts.

Friday night in Pattaya- sleep alone.

1st shot: Last Sunday, Guess Bar, Poy

2nd shot: Saturday: Sonia, Blue Ice

3rd shot: Sunday: New girl at Cascades, Ice

[Socrates999]

For orgasmaddict:

Couple of Malay girls in KL. Nadia & Ling, Nadia alone and Salina. Scary place.

[Looker]

I'll be in KL soon. Were those two in Chow Kit aerea, by the carpark?

[Socrates999]

The fact that you know about the carpark marks you as a connoisseur of the lowest denominator, sir, a denizen of the sleaziest, slimiest area.

Yes, indeed, that's where they and the rest of the Star Wars crowd can be found. The most bizarre that I saw were the group of 5-6 Indian LBs there one night. Full Indian sari garb, dot head and all. Had to try one, but it was probably the freakest LB experience I've ever had. I don't think I brought enough razors with me to clean her up! She was the best looking of the bunch, wearing a set of horn rim glasses and a pure white sari.

BTW: I paid between 60-80 ringgit (600-800 baht) for each girl for ST, and 5-10 ringgit for the room. The extra 5 ringgit got a perfunctory bug spray around the bed by the mae baan. The Russian hookers at the Beach Club all said "1000". First thought was, hell, for 1000, I'll try her. Then remembered: gotta work in ringgit. 1000 = 10K baht. Nyet. Paid a fat Kenyan GG from Beach Club with a great personality RM 100 for short time.

Highly recommend you PM JackC. Gives him an excuse for a night out.

[Looker]

Thank you, Sir

[stogie bear]

The extra 5 ringgit got a perfunctory bug spray around the bed by the mae baan...

For fucks sake!