Crazy Caption Competition #3

[stogie bear]

Yes, folks... It's that time again.
The Crazy Clubhouse Caption Competition is here again!



The sequel, "Chitty Chitty Bang Bang: In the hood!", sinks at the box office...

The Cuban Coast Guard dives into the fray, showing off it's upgraded fleet of emergency rescue vehicles...

Virgin get's into the low-end cruise market!

"Careful... You'll flood it!"

[Guest]

We're outta petrol!? What do you mean we're outta petrol? What 'appen to all the petrol dat was in de drums?

[stogie bear]

Chryslers woes continue as they unveil their latest 'concept' vehicle...

[Guest]

YOU IDIOT    
I said lets get the fuck to america

Not the truck

[Guest]

aayyy man
is that a new 4 wheel dive!!!

[Guest]

Fuck the water buffalo's, just wait till the Issan farm girls see us in this!