May or Maye from April 2005

[Guest]

This is close to being an Obsession for me, but I would desparately love to get to know this beauty better. Can anyone take pity on a poor demented soul and pass on a contact number or workplace info. Anything that would allow me to touch this paragon of beauty in the flesh would be appreciated!!

[dummy_plug]

Paragon of beauty? That's quite a statement there mate. Sorry I can't be of service.

[Guest]

I think she works in my local fish and chip shop but now wears panties to hide her jumbo sausage.

Seriously, I'm sorry that I can't help either but best of luck in finding her.