Suggestions for a "virgin" tourist?

[Wusel_AC]

Hi folks,

first, thanks for sharing your experiences in that forum, and of course the great pics! This helped me a lot to choose Pattaya for my next holiday.
So i´m planning my first trip to Pattaya in October and *tada* my first experience with a LB...
I haven´t got any experiences with LB or any other coks, beside my own.
I´m not very shure what has to come, but i think i should go the whole way, active and passiv.
For that, can you suggest any lovely, nice and not to big equipped LB in Pattaya?
Someone who takes time and is not on the quick money?

Thank you all,
Wusel

[stogie bear]

Hi...

Welcome to the forum...

I have moved your post to the 'New Members' area!

Good luck with your search... you're in luck. There are plenty around who fit your needs.

Stogie

[Front242]

Hi if you're in BKK check out Oy (can never spell thai names) at casanovas @ nana.
really fem, nice and sweet too. Cant really speak english though.....

[Wusel_AC]

I´m going to Pattaya.
But thanks anyway...

Wusel

[Anthony_Mustang]

RULE NO.1 - Do not fall in love

RULE NO.2 - See rule No.1

The ladies will chew a virgin up and spit him out if your not careful.

Remember this is thier trade and they are really good at it.

[koykaeng]

Suggestions for a "virgin" tourist?

You can never have too much lubrication on hand.

And remember...."Oils ain't Oils.

Cheers
Koykaeng

[PanzerPorn]

Hope not to get the moderators mad at me
(brrrrrr ) but can i post my list of advices from first timers ?

Ok ,quoting myself from another forum (which owns the copyright on that) here we go :

Learn to say fuck off with a smile on your face,
it's your time and your money,
pretend not to speak thai if you are,
be nice but firm and ruthless,
don't put nailpolish on your feet,
let them smile,
don't buy them drinks if you don't like them,
steal 20 bath from a ladyboy bag when he/she is taking a shower,
leave home your western morals,
eat at least 3 nana burgers a day,
follow your insticts,
don't wear socks and sandals,
be cool,
cum a lot,
don't be shy to call yourself a faggot,
drink at least 20 beers a day,
watch the nana parade,
go to pay a visit to my cumshots in room 148 at the nana hotel,
be selfish and edonistic,
avoid fat ladyboy gurus,
cum a lot,
fuck at least 3 times a day with different strangers,
don't fell in love for a gay sex worker,
buy some barbecue for a hungry sukumvit dog,
don't jerk yourself off,
kick an indian tailor in the balls,
wear cowboy boots and flamboyant shirts,
buy a lollipop for the midget in the nana,
cum a lot,
don't wear a femboy web site t shirt and cap,
bring a lot of cash,
listen to the nana preacher for 5 minutes,
don't buy yourself a wii,
use always a condom and
FUCK THEM ALL!!!!!

[seanbeag7]

best post so far today

[koykaeng]

Fuck that was some funny shit, I'm still trying to stop laughing while typing this post.          

P.S. Ladyboy Crush sure takes a beating with those references to nail polish & Nintendo Wii's !

Cheers
Koykaeng

[Wusel_AC]

still laughing about the advices...
"steal 20 bath from a ladyboy bag when he/she is taking a shower"

THAT would be a burner...
"That´s not what it looks like, honey!
Oh, i see you have a weapon down there
.... i´m a bad bad boy"


It´s far from now (October), but do you have any "perfect" name for a newbie?

Thanks for all advices,
Wusel

[PanzerPorn]

All these rules are personally truly tested and work only for myself and a few others.

The advice is to handle them with care if you are a newbie.


So you can try to apply my whoring commandements but don't feel bad if the results are not as you expect, but again don't feel sad only a few people can do that......

Sorry today i'm and and I'm on the Upside of my Bipolar-ness.

[PanzerPorn]

(Wusel_AC @ Aug. 07 2008,20:35) do you have any "perfect" name for a newbie?

Thanks for all advices,
Wusel

Faggot in training?

[Wusel_AC]

but.....

[Socrates999]

(Wusel_AC @ Aug. 07 2008,11:54) Hi folks,

first, thanks for sharing your experiences in that forum, and of course the great pics! This helped me a lot to choose Pattaya for my next holiday.
So i´m planning my first trip to Pattaya in October and *tada* my first experience with a LB...
I haven´t got any experiences with LB or any other coks, beside my own.  
I´m not very shure what has to come, but i think i should go the whole way, active and passiv.
For that, can you suggest any lovely, nice and not to big equipped LB in Pattaya?
Someone who takes time and is not on the quick money?

Thank you all,
Wusel

Try Dear at La Bamba. A complete sweetheart and she meets your specs. Sorry no photo- had a major drive crash.

[Wusel_AC]

Thank you Socrates.
I´ll keep that, and other tips, in mind.

Damn... still 2 months...