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(loip @ Apr. 23 2008,03:55) how come no-one has whisked her away?
The whisking has been tried. She went to the land of Oz for a while with some fella...
Her hobbies include sleeping, watching telly and falling asleep in front of the telly... Pet hates - tidying up, not sleeping and not watching the telly!
I've had a crush on her for years and was finally able to do something about it a while back... worth every baht I overpaid, too!
Stogie, she may not be a domestic goddess but as far as I remember, she really really really likes fucking. And that usually helps.
One night in Phuket a few years ago I went out drinking with her, plus another girl from Cocktails and Dreams and another guy. Not sure how much the girls drank, if anything, but me and the other guy got well into it. Around 3 am, they wanted to go to a bar in the gay area, Soi Paradise. When we got there it was shut, so we stood around wondering what to do. We were stood behind a waist-high wall outside the bar that screened us off from passers-by (not that there were many by that hour). So we had a BJ race, the other guy going down on Banana and me on the other girl, to see who would come first. Me and the other girl came last. But it was a jolly good sporting contest.
As the years go by, she actually looks better, while some of her C&D contemporaries from those days are starting to look a bit tired.
(stogie bear @ Apr. 22 2008,19:59) Her hobbies include sleeping, watching telly and falling asleep in front of the telly... Pet hates - tidying up, not sleeping and not watching the telly!
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reminds me of my all-time favorite "Top 10" joke from David Letterman - "Top 10 reasons Michael Jackson and Brooke Shields broke up" - the #1 reason?? "Brooke smokes in bed.... Michael highly flameable"
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